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Morning break out of my pond for a butt and a coffee

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      An easy way to tell whether it's an alligator or a crocodile is by noting whether you see it later, or in a while.

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        I don't know that we should be caffeinating crocodillians.

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          I don't know that we should be caffeinating crocodillians.

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          Luckily for us, that seems to be some piss-weak nearly-water coffee.

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            Luckily for us, that seems to be some piss-weak nearly-water coffee.

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            Plot twist: it's tea made with the pour-over method, using extra tea leaves to keep the flavor strong. This croc is downing 200mg of caffeine in one go.

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              An easy way to tell whether it's an alligator or a crocodile is by noting whether you see it later, or in a while.

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              G'day alligadile

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                Decompressing after a long shift at Alligator Auschwitz eating migrants.

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