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any food that could benefit from the Maillard Reaction should at least attempt for it

Every day, we stray further from God.

Right to jail

Surely it could be stuffed into the cavity of yet another larger and equally bizarre choice of thing.

Stuffed into a turkey

Pig Anus

Is this AI?

That makes me want to try watermelon fried in butter..

I have watermelon in the fridge.. hmm..

I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into. And then you can put that into a llama, and put that into a bison, and make the worlds most epic gamey pit roast.

How vegans see all omnivore food

while I can't find my physical copy of this, I feel the melon would be perfect between the chicken and lamb.

Preferably enough to make me forget about the existence of this abomination

Almost as good as the Allegra chicken.

It feels like something needs to be in that chicken cavity. A smaller melon? Maybe a durian to escalate it from a food crime into a food hate crime?

I feel like maybe the chicken should be stuffed with spicy peppers, and the aspic as well, because when it comes out of the pit roast and gets cut into, it’s going to be really small and can just sort of ooze into everything else, or make a sauce for everything else, like whoever finds the watermelon sauce bowl wins the banquet because everyone’s looking forward to the sauce and that gets the meat cut nicely into and nobody quite knows where to find the melon you see. Bc they don’t know how it went together.

Epic.