No looky for you!
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You don't want to see it.
For the purposes of saving water, your dishes are repeatedly washed in dirty greasy brown water before rinsing. This does not look good, but in fact it is alright.
Not true. They are hiding the fact that there's a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.
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Not true. They are hiding the fact that there's a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.
Even worse! They're all nude!
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Even worse! They're all nude!
They have big dicks though
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You don't replace your dish gnome cartridge every 3 years? I was told it was a feature. They get tired.
First, you have to remove the dead gnomes. Straight to the compost heap, not in the regular garbage!
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First, you have to remove the dead gnomes. Straight to the compost heap, not in the regular garbage!
Cause nature and stuff ...wrote on last edited by [email protected]Your gnomes shouldn't be dead, they're technically immortal and a stint in the dishwasher is their ticket out of the salt mines. If you've got dead gnomes the last thing you want is to keep their bodies on the premises. If you leave them in the cartridge they can be revived when you exchange it for the new cartridge. If you put them in the ground they will find... other ways back to their realm, and they will remember what you did.
And please remember to buy gnomane dishwashing tablets, I cannot stress enough how much they should not be dead.
Also don't ask me why the gnome salt mine slavery exists, I didn't create it, I just benefit from it.
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Your gnomes shouldn't be dead, they're technically immortal and a stint in the dishwasher is their ticket out of the salt mines. If you've got dead gnomes the last thing you want is to keep their bodies on the premises. If you leave them in the cartridge they can be revived when you exchange it for the new cartridge. If you put them in the ground they will find... other ways back to their realm, and they will remember what you did.
And please remember to buy gnomane dishwashing tablets, I cannot stress enough how much they should not be dead.
Also don't ask me why the gnome salt mine slavery exists, I didn't create it, I just benefit from it.
I'll guess then that they'll prefer the salt mines above me. Those little bastards, playing for dead! I will shave all their beards!
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They have big dicks though
And they glow in the dark!
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And they glow in the dark!
But they eat the boogers out of each other's noses. Which happen to be glow in the dark as well.
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Long pauses I would guess
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I see the vision but that's not how you type on the internet.
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Not true. They are hiding the fact that there's a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.
They're just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the "rinsing agent".
If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that's where the spots come from.
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This is oddly rhythmical/musical.
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The Sears appliance departments usually had at least one with a clear front for demonstration purposes.. But you know what happened to them
Thanks, Obama
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Obligatory Technology Connections
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I'll guess then that they'll prefer the salt mines above me. Those little bastards, playing for dead! I will shave all their beards!
Your funeral, don't say I didn't warn you.
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They're just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the "rinsing agent".
If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that's where the spots come from.
Immigrants taking my good old American Jack Russell Terrier's job. They took her jerb!
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It's to keep people from seeing the reality of recycled dishwater being sprayed at the plates you eat off of.
It's because they are usually insulated and there is no point putting a clear surface over insulation.
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Yeah, they put a lid on the side of the cow and can reach in and grab a handful of stomach sludge.
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To see the mold growing in the side loader machine's silicon gasket that never dries out of course!
Also because that's what the house came with and it didn't break yet.
I kill it with vinegar filled wash cycles now and then but it's annoying and recurrent. Top loader with dumb knobs and a metal lid next if they die before me.
Leave the door cracked after washing until it dries out.
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It's because they are usually insulated and there is no point putting a clear surface over insulation.
My oven is super insulated, yet it still has a window
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Oh you absolutely need to replace the gnome cartridge, my dad would always freak out if we didn't. That's like day 1 of dishwasher school.
I hate when the dishwasher says it's low on cyan gnomes, but I can see them right there
