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  • lordwiggle@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

    They have big dicks though

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    And they glow in the dark!

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      And they glow in the dark!

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      But they eat the boogers out of each other's noses. Which happen to be glow in the dark as well.

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        Long pauses I would guess

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        I see the vision but that's not how you type on the internet.

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        • lordwiggle@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

          Not true. They are hiding the fact that there's a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.

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          They're just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the "rinsing agent".

          If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that's where the spots come from.

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            This is oddly rhythmical/musical.

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              The Sears appliance departments usually had at least one with a clear front for demonstration purposes.. But you know what happened to them

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              Thanks, Obama

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                Obligatory Technology Connections

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                  I'll guess then that they'll prefer the salt mines above me. Those little bastards, playing for dead! I will shave all their beards!

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                  Your funeral, don't say I didn't warn you.

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                    They're just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the "rinsing agent".

                    If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that's where the spots come from.

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                    Immigrants taking my good old American Jack Russell Terrier's job. They took her jerb!

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                    • mycelium_underground@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                      It's to keep people from seeing the reality of recycled dishwater being sprayed at the plates you eat off of.

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                      It's because they are usually insulated and there is no point putting a clear surface over insulation.

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                        Yeah, they put a lid on the side of the cow and can reach in and grab a handful of stomach sludge.

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                        • sixtyforce@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                          To see the mold growing in the side loader machine's silicon gasket that never dries out of course!

                          Also because that's what the house came with and it didn't break yet.

                          I kill it with vinegar filled wash cycles now and then but it's annoying and recurrent. Top loader with dumb knobs and a metal lid next if they die before me.

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                          Leave the door cracked after washing until it dries out.

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                            It's because they are usually insulated and there is no point putting a clear surface over insulation.

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                            My oven is super insulated, yet it still has a window

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                              Oh you absolutely need to replace the gnome cartridge, my dad would always freak out if we didn't. That's like day 1 of dishwasher school.

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                              I hate when the dishwasher says it's low on cyan gnomes, but I can see them right there

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                              • excrubulent@slrpnk.netE [email protected]

                                Your funeral, don't say I didn't warn you.

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                                They better don't disobey their lord and master, or I'll pee over the shoebox that is their home again.

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                                  Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

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                                  when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

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                                    Obligatory Technology Connections

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                                    he left out cleaning the hose that leads to the sink.

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                                      I remember seeing one of those! Wasn’t brought to our school, though (I went to school in the middle of the city), we went to a farm.

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                                      we went to a farm

                                      Did they slice a cow in twain lengthwise?

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                                        I see the vision but that's not how you type on the internet.

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                                        It looks weird but admittedly, once deciphered, it’s a pretty good way of making you read it in a very specific way.

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                                          I remember a while back discovering GE made a clear door that could be used for diagnostic purposes on some dishwashers they had built. Never got to try one out, just thought it was cool they made em.

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