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  • B [email protected]

    I'm actually more pissed off that here in 2025 we haven't developed a dishwasher that has a blow dry cycle. Like, just have a small water tight door that flips open to reveal a fan that circulates warm air to dry the dishes.

    But no, instead we have the dubious development of dishwashers that no longer have a cup for the prewash soap (which is still 100% necessary) because those stupid pods exist and on some models all the indicator lights have been relocated to the inside of the door where you can't see if the cycle is done unless you open the door which, if the dishwasher is still in the middle of washing, will disrupt the cycle.

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    They actually do have that, warm air circulation. The real problem is though that the moisture has to go somewhere for the dishes to actually get dry. It's why a clothes dryer won't dry your clothes if the vent is clogged. Some of them have basically something akin to a still inside the door - a path for the warm and moist air to travel through that has a lot of right angle turns giving lots of opportunity for moisture to condense out of the air and then it can drain liquid water out the bottom. Some other models have automatic door openers, so once everything inside gets nice and hot and humid, the door pops open and it all just gets spit out into your kitchen.

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    • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

      Yeah, the bargain bin whirlpool my apartment grudgingly provides does not perform the same. Convincing them to shell out $800 or even to let me do so would be like convincing DOGE to fund universal healthcare—impossible.

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      Damn that's rough. Appliances in general are pretty shit lately. On the high end theres only like Bosch LG and Samsung. With the 2 Korean ones have all kinds of scandals and recalls. I've sworn off Samsung completely. But even within all brands it's the high end stuff works as advertised and mid and low range stuff kinda sucks or works enough to not be returned.

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        Knowing how "fun" it is to make a truly watertight window, even with low pressure, matching both cold and hot and detergent and whatever's flying in there, I'm glad there isn't a glass pane to view into the dishwasher.

        Also, I'm usually doing things that are not reliant on seeing what's happening in a dishwasher when it is running, so the cost effectiveness would not be great there.

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        • C [email protected]

          Knowing how "fun" it is to make a truly watertight window, even with low pressure, matching both cold and hot and detergent and whatever's flying in there, I'm glad there isn't a glass pane to view into the dishwasher.

          Also, I'm usually doing things that are not reliant on seeing what's happening in a dishwasher when it is running, so the cost effectiveness would not be great there.

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          How is it different from a window in a washing machines, because those are quite common.

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          • J [email protected]

            Damn that's rough. Appliances in general are pretty shit lately. On the high end theres only like Bosch LG and Samsung. With the 2 Korean ones have all kinds of scandals and recalls. I've sworn off Samsung completely. But even within all brands it's the high end stuff works as advertised and mid and low range stuff kinda sucks or works enough to not be returned.

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            The one we have is a Bosch and IMO it's the worst. If I had been in charge of replacing our old one I would have chosen something way better.

            It's indicator for the cycle being done? A tiny beep that goes off like every 5 minutes or so for maybe an hour. Otherwise, the first person to open the door gets to see the clean dishes indicator light. After that it's anyone's guess. And the wash cycle is extremely quiet (this is actually a nice feature if it weren't for the fact that it's impossible to tell if it's in the middle of a cycle or fully done other than the afore mentioned faint intermittent beep).

            Edit: oh, and all of the dishes are basically soaked when you open the thing. Especially if it's been done for a while and everything has cooled down. Happen to have a light bowl in the top shelf that got flipped during the wash cycle? Now you have a bowl of dishwater that will dump out onto everything below it unless your real careful taking it out. Every glass has a tiny bowl of water in the divit in their bottom. And all the silverware is covered in water droplets that will spray everywhere as you attempt to put them away.

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            • F [email protected]

              Why tho'? Apart from curiosity, what do you need to see? How will you utilize the information?

              In an oven you can check on the food, and to a certain extent in the MW.

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              Front load washing machines let you see, but it's a tease because they lock the door.

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                I have a light that is underneath projecting onto the floor that tells me the status of the washing.

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                Are you from the future?

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                  Are you from the future?

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                  Yes 🙂
                  https://youtu.be/QUeQITct9aw

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                  • G [email protected]

                    Duh. If they let you see how it's done, then you'll know how to do it yourself. And once you know how to do it yourself, you won't need to buy one of their expensive machines every time you want to wash dishes.

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                    just buy plastic cutlery and throw it away after each use

                    Hack the system

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                      The technology connections guy has a video where he puts a window in one to show how it works

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                      And it started leaking.

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                      • lordwiggle@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

                        They have big dicks though

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                        In proportion to their bodies, yes?

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                        • P [email protected]

                          How is it different from a window in a washing machines, because those are quite common.

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                          I'm not sure… as my current washing machine don't have one. It's a top-loader. I do see washing machines with a round door, though. Maybe the difference is that the whole door is the glass part, so there's no seal to make with the rest of the "door" part, but that's not satisfying.

                          I'd be curious to ear from an expert about this.

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                            My wife only said "Don't you dare". And now i'm confused. The words imply a dare, her tone sounded like a threat

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                              I'm assuming it's not a window on a real cow, or "cowborg", turning it into some sort of unholy fusion of metal, bovine, and glass.

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                              • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                Specifically in your face because one of the nozzles on the middle spray arm is aimed outwards to hit the latch on the detergent dispenser door.

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                                I think the door is timed, not depending on a jet of water to manually open it...

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                                  The reason you dont is because it would probably disturb people to see their dishes slamming into each other.

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                                  Plus, it's not polite for company to see all my dildos flailing around in the water.

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                                  • G [email protected]

                                    Front load washing machines let you see, but it's a tease because they lock the door.

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                                    It's so that you can pontificate on that tissue you left in your pocket as it dissolves into little bits of paper snot and gets stuck on everything

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                                      I think the door is timed, not depending on a jet of water to manually open it...

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                                      Negative. Being struck with water pressure is what opens the detergent door. That's why it's sprung like a mousetrap and so easy to jostle open accidentally. You can take the door and dispenser apart if you like and you will find no electronics in there. Also, if you look carefully at the middle/upper wash arm you'll see that it has one nozzle I was talking about on the tip that points outwards, not up. That's the one that makes the stream designed to hit and open the detergent door.

                                      Of course, the dishwasher's program determines when to blast it at full pressure to pop it open. So it is "timed" in that sense.

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                                        In proportion to their bodies, yes?

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                                        No. That's why there's no window. Otherwise all women would dump their partners for a glow in the dark big dick dish washer gnome.

                                        Edit: which happens to be the name of my future band: the Glow in the Dark Big Dick Dishwasher Gnomes

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                                          I'm assuming it's not a window on a real cow, or "cowborg", turning it into some sort of unholy fusion of metal, bovine, and glass.

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                                          It is. No glass, they just take the lid off when they want to look inside, and it’s a flexible material . The thing on top of the cow here is the lid. Search Fistulated Cow for more info.

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