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    Maybe they would then stop putting the fucking knives into the fucking dish washer.

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    Omg, when you have to saw through a tomato slowly? Or when a knife can't use a generic sharpener because a chip in it catches? Absolutely wretched.

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      Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

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      • P [email protected]

        But why the bizarre spacing on the commas...

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        Long pauses I would guess

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          It's to keep people from seeing the reality of recycled dishwater being sprayed at the plates you eat off of.

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          • iheartcheese@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

            I saw a see through dishwasher at a department store when i was a kid. a demo thingy. it was magical

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            Like those cows with the portal in their side that they bring around to elementary schools to show kids how chambered stomachs work! (Just now realizing this might not be a universal experience and may have had to do with my elementary school's proximity to UC Davis (Agriculturally focused college).

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              VERBOTEN
              
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                Fine.
                /eats another detergent pod

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                Noooo didn't you listen? Don't use pods! Here, take a spoon full.

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                  Noooo didn't you listen? Don't use pods! Here, take a spoon full.

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                  This medicine tastes funny, mommy

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                    The Sears appliance departments usually had at least one with a clear front for demonstration purposes.. But you know what happened to them

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                      Long pauses I would guess

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                      I've got it! It's Shatner's alt account!

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                        Like those cows with the portal in their side that they bring around to elementary schools to show kids how chambered stomachs work! (Just now realizing this might not be a universal experience and may have had to do with my elementary school's proximity to UC Davis (Agriculturally focused college).

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                          You don't want to see it.

                          For the purposes of saving water, your dishes are repeatedly washed in dirty greasy brown water before rinsing. This does not look good, but in fact it is alright.

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                            Table top dishwashers usually have a window. My kid considered it a major disadvantage when we got a real dishwasher that the window was missing.

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                              Like those cows with the portal in their side that they bring around to elementary schools to show kids how chambered stomachs work! (Just now realizing this might not be a universal experience and may have had to do with my elementary school's proximity to UC Davis (Agriculturally focused college).

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                              I remember seeing one of those! Wasn’t brought to our school, though (I went to school in the middle of the city), we went to a farm.

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                                You don't want to see it.

                                For the purposes of saving water, your dishes are repeatedly washed in dirty greasy brown water before rinsing. This does not look good, but in fact it is alright.

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                                Not true. They are hiding the fact that there's a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.

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                                • lordwiggle@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

                                  Not true. They are hiding the fact that there's a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.

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                                  Even worse! They're all nude!

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                                    Even worse! They're all nude!

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                                    They have big dicks though

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                                    • excrubulent@slrpnk.netE [email protected]

                                      You don't replace your dish gnome cartridge every 3 years? I was told it was a feature. They get tired.

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                                      First, you have to remove the dead gnomes. Straight to the compost heap, not in the regular garbage!
                                      Cause nature and stuff ...

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                                        First, you have to remove the dead gnomes. Straight to the compost heap, not in the regular garbage!
                                        Cause nature and stuff ...

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                                        Your gnomes shouldn't be dead, they're technically immortal and a stint in the dishwasher is their ticket out of the salt mines. If you've got dead gnomes the last thing you want is to keep their bodies on the premises. If you leave them in the cartridge they can be revived when you exchange it for the new cartridge. If you put them in the ground they will find... other ways back to their realm, and they will remember what you did.

                                        And please remember to buy gnomane dishwashing tablets, I cannot stress enough how much they should not be dead.

                                        Also don't ask me why the gnome salt mine slavery exists, I didn't create it, I just benefit from it.

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                                        • excrubulent@slrpnk.netE [email protected]

                                          Your gnomes shouldn't be dead, they're technically immortal and a stint in the dishwasher is their ticket out of the salt mines. If you've got dead gnomes the last thing you want is to keep their bodies on the premises. If you leave them in the cartridge they can be revived when you exchange it for the new cartridge. If you put them in the ground they will find... other ways back to their realm, and they will remember what you did.

                                          And please remember to buy gnomane dishwashing tablets, I cannot stress enough how much they should not be dead.

                                          Also don't ask me why the gnome salt mine slavery exists, I didn't create it, I just benefit from it.

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                                          I'll guess then that they'll prefer the salt mines above me. Those little bastards, playing for dead! I will shave all their beards!

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