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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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    Being a mechanic helps a little..
    If auttaa paljon!

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      No noises after 105100km on my Toyota 🙂 (65000 miles for my fellow freedom lemmyers)

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      65k is nothing for a Toyota, that car is a baby

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      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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        Your car is trying to entertain you every day with a new noise

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          No noises after 105100km on my Toyota 🙂 (65000 miles for my fellow freedom lemmyers)

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          About the same with my vw passat.

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            No noises after 105100km on my Toyota 🙂 (65000 miles for my fellow freedom lemmyers)

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            my 123541 miles Toyota is purring like a new born baby.

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            • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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              My mom's Nissan Juke just started screaming, 'Oh laaadyyy!' whenever she starts it.

              Any idea what's going on? It's a '16, only about 40k miles.

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                Ist das beim TÜV auch gestaffelt, dass Neuwagen noch nicht so oft müssen?

                Bei uns in der Schweiz ist es typischerweise so 5, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 Jahre. Aber wie immer sind wir zu föderalistisch, als dass es einheitlich wäre

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                Ehrlich gesagt bin ich mir nicht sicher, weil ich nur alte Autos fahre (jüngstes Baujahr 2012). Nach Recherche würde ich aber sagen: Ja, man muss auch mit Neuwagen alle 2 Jahre zum TÜV.

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                • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                  if you legitimately need me to explain to you how to use adas, i'd be delighted. y'all just be getting in arguments because you're upset i pay less for gas, insurance, repairs, and just about everything else for my car than you.

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                  What do you drive?

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                  • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zoneU [email protected]

                    Sacramento Police department has a helicopter, Air One, that the department is super proud of. I live in a not-rich neighborhood where Air One likes to hang out and help which sometimes includes shouting inaudibly on the PA. Air One has its own webpage which is sometimes current about what it's doing, but not always.

                    Air One also likes to fly low enough that we can hear the thumping of the rotors through our apartments. At 11pm on a school night. We know it doesn't have to because the rescue choppers zing by quietly on their way.

                    And lately Air One has gotten, whinier. This loud screeee! that wasn't their before that makes me think something in the rotors is not sufficiently oiled, or something is about to fall apart. I wonder if Air One is soon going to make an unscheduled landing in my neighborhood.

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                    Air One sees this post as a threat. Air One doesn’t like it one bit. Air One sees you when you are sleeping. Air One also likes watching the Oakland Athletics play and uses crime as an excuse to get the best seat. Air One wants a friend to join them. Air Two is coming to town later. Air One uses a screeching mating call to attract Air Two. Air Two ignored me, Air One Sad.

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                      What kind of dystopian future is this?

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                      It’s called dystopian present.

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                        It’s called dystopian present.

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                        The future is now.

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                          Do you follow the suggested service program?

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                          Of course, I do regular maintenance. Never been to a mechanic for a problem though, only to change oil filters and such

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                          • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                            As a Petrolhead, new noises mean "I hope thats a part I want an excuse to need to spend money on."

                            Really, yes it needs brake pads and rotors, but thats like $300. For $300 I got a set of calipers, near new rotors and barely used pads off a facebook group member breaking a higher spec model, then spent another $200 on braided brake lines because its basically no more work if I'm doing the calipers anyway.

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                              I read cat instead of car and was confused about the sad dog.

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                                I read cat instead of car and was confused about the sad dog.

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                                sad dog.

                                Pink Panther: am I a joke to you?

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