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You can take it from my cold dead pincers

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      deprogrammer humor

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        Might even call it a cargo cult.

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          Might even call it a cargo cult.

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          Underrated joke

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            Might even call it a cargo cult.

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            Wow. Nice.

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              Report reason: I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

              I do find it funny though 😄

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                Would be better at illustrating Rust's cultiness if it were instead "Rust is not FP, you can opt out of it, and const by default is just good practice".

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                  Would be better at illustrating Rust's cultiness if it were instead "Rust is not FP, you can opt out of it, and const by default is just good practice".

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                  I mean should const not be the default? I do want to mutate objects sometimes but usually I just need a view of it's state and not write access. It also makes mutable data a lot more obvious if whoever wrote the code your reading wasn't putting const on stuff they should have been. Seems like something all languages with const semantics should have done

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                    I like how Bill and Boomhauer aren't in the truck in the first frame

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                      I like how Bill and Boomhauer aren't in the truck in the first frame

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                      Must be related to dat der "memory safety" they keep talkin bout.

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                        I just realized that the 2 characters in the back of the truck originally aren’t there, and then they randomly appear. It’s in the original episode too.

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                          I just realized that the 2 characters in the back of the truck originally aren’t there, and then they randomly appear. It’s in the original episode too.

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                          I love little mistakes like that

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                            "You just don't understand strong typing" when the problem at hand is about lifetimes.

                            I'm glad the Rust compiler is super helpful, because the community isn't.

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                              Would be better at illustrating Rust's cultiness if it were instead "Rust is not FP, you can opt out of it, and const by default is just good practice".

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                              I'm confused... Rust isn't FP? Like that's just factual.

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                                I just realized that the 2 characters in the back of the truck originally aren’t there, and then they randomly appear. It’s in the original episode too.

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                                I'm trying to come up with a good pun how ownership and safety could have prevented this but..

                                use std::sync::OnceLock;

                                #[derive(Debug)]
                                struct BrainCell {
                                in_use: bool,
                                }

                                static BRAIN_CELL: OnceLock<BrainCell> = OnceLock::new();

                                fn get_brain_cell() -> &'static BrainCell {
                                BRAIN_CELL.get_or_init(|| {
                                println!("Allocating brain power... this might take a while.");
                                BrainCell { in_use: true }
                                })
                                }

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                                  Might even call it a cargo cult.

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                                  it's called agile xD

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                                    Is the free rust programming book like the free brainwashing pamphlet you get from scientologists?

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