USA asks Denmark for help in the egg crisis | Sweden Herald
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Can't make this shit up.
Hey Denmark we want Greenland and we will take it. - The US
Hey Denmark we also want eggs, please send some, OK? - Also the US
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Sounds like just another distraction from meaningful issues, given that actual eggs from Canada and Mexico are being turned away.
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Sure, have our eggs. There's a 700% export tariffs on eggs at the moment tho...
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So they want Greenland AND eggs?
Whats next? B&O ? Carlsberg (anyone that tried their pide known as budweiser know the won't be able to handle Carlsberg)?
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So they want Greenland AND eggs?
Whats next? B&O ? Carlsberg (anyone that tried their pide known as budweiser know the won't be able to handle Carlsberg)?
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Budweiser Budvar > Carlsberg > Budweiser (US)
Ah, the regular larger, from Carlsberg I always buy
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I wouldnt sell my eggs for anything less than Massachusetts.
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Nah. Fuck us.
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Sure, have our eggs. There's a 700% export tariffs on eggs at the moment tho...
This would be gold
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how'bout no.
how'bout FUCK the united states.
HOW'BOUT THAT.
actually, trade New England to denmark's ownership in exchange for the eggs. please. fucking please. get us out of here.
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The truth.
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So they want Greenland AND eggs?
Whats next? B&O ? Carlsberg (anyone that tried their pide known as budweiser know the won't be able to handle Carlsberg)?
I'm guessing Greenland is our strategic position to begin enveloping Canada, then we can direct our attention East.
Sorry.
Also we have Carlsbad at home
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I wouldnt sell my eggs for anything less than Massachusetts.
By "Massachusetts" do you mean it's current borders or the original ones that we refer to as New England?
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I'm guessing Greenland is our strategic position to begin enveloping Canada, then we can direct our attention East.
Sorry.
Also we have Carlsbad at home
Greenland houses some key NATO sites that monitor the arctic. These are mostly used to make sure Russia stays in Russia.
The other non-Russian factor that I don't see people discussing is climate change. The northern areas are going to become more habitable and having Greenland and Canada means the US population has somewhere to go. This is the motivation for a lot of things they aren't talking about because it is evil.
You can choose which evil is motivating them I believe it's both.
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Denmark, please tell us "Fascist regime, go fuck yourself."
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This is classic America. I don't have evidence for this but I have to assume that a large part of why America is having a egg crisis and other nations aren't is because of the absolutely horrendous and unsanitary conditions of our factory farms. Rather than look around the world and see that better living conditions contribute to a higher quality product, better lives for the animals, and lowered risk of massive disease outbreaks (which could become a human pandemic by the way); we'd rather ship in perishable goods from countries who have already figured that out. Our insane thirst for quarterly earnings reports prevents us from even considering something that would be a long term sustainable solution because it would be ever so slightly more expensive up front
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Greenland houses some key NATO sites that monitor the arctic. These are mostly used to make sure Russia stays in Russia.
The other non-Russian factor that I don't see people discussing is climate change. The northern areas are going to become more habitable and having Greenland and Canada means the US population has somewhere to go. This is the motivation for a lot of things they aren't talking about because it is evil.
You can choose which evil is motivating them I believe it's both.
I get some Lebensraum vibes from that
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Budweiser Budvar > Carlsberg > Budweiser (US)
Ah, the regular larger, from Carlsberg I always buy
Is this similar to special brew?
