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  • O [email protected]

    and better writing

    That. Is. What. I'm. Saying. Not that we dont; that we're netter written and less repetitive.

    the lesbians on the other hand...

    So it might just be the fact that im kind of giant, but all my messy break-ups had many-aftershocks psychological shit. No physical confrontation even when my fresh ex was a very generally physical person.

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    I think we're pretty much on the same page. The stories were the same "Thats my ex" or "Stop flirting with my girl/boy" or "you think you're better than me" stuff but the shit talking before things got physical was so much better.

    Meatheads get to the punching part too fast for it to be funny. You have enough time to go "Aw fuck..." and it was on. I once saw someone go 5 solid minutes on another persons shoes and it was amazing.

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    • nelots@lemmy.zipN [email protected]

      It is though. Cracker is used as an insult exclusively against (usually poor) white people. I can only hope you know that, so what sarcastic point are you trying to make? Are you saying dick was a bad comparison to bitch, or are you saying dick is actually a slur the same as cracker? Or something else?

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      Aw white people, they have it so hard 😔

      You can't be racist against white people.

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      • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

        Aw white people, they have it so hard 😔

        You can't be racist against white people.

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        I see I gave you the benefit of the doubt for no reason. That's my bad, I should have known better.

        Your comment is completely irrelevant. Whether you want to call it racist or whatever else, a word used to insult a group of people based on the color of their skin is a slur. Simple as.

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        • D [email protected]

          Imma try.

          <Ahem>

          Bitch.

          Cool.

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          The thing OOP is sick of is people censoring mild swears like bitch in their screenshots. The content of the pic is unrelated

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          • nelots@lemmy.zipN [email protected]

            I see I gave you the benefit of the doubt for no reason. That's my bad, I should have known better.

            Your comment is completely irrelevant. Whether you want to call it racist or whatever else, a word used to insult a group of people based on the color of their skin is a slur. Simple as.

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            A word used to insult a privileged group for being members of that privileged group (i.e. white people) is not a slur. 🙄

            Also acceptable: whitey or honkey

            And don't pretend like this is about poverty to try and squeeze crackers into a minority group. Crackerdom is not limited by class.

            Leave it to reddit.world to try and argue about this shit.

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            • J [email protected]

              I meant on my instance in general, not in the image. On lemmy.ml for some reason, if you type "bitсһ" then it gets automatically-replaced with the text "removed."

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              Really? What happens if you says cunt? Or assbandit? Or Donald?

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              • F [email protected]

                I don't think Mulan was 16 throughout the entire series, and if we're going by age of first appearance then I've got some bad news for you about Elsa.

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                I dont know that its "bad news" for him, considering how creepy this conversation looks to the rest of us lol.

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                • O [email protected]

                  I dunno, my queer drama's always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you'd still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is 'I'd worship you, shai-hulud' 'cuz we all want that spice.

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                  God damn, I wish I was gay.

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                  • J [email protected]

                    not sure how to test this without just publicly posting a big list of slurs lol. Anyway, it's just odd to me since I don't consider bitсһ a slur. It's on the exact same level of rudeness as bastard.

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                    It's not about rudeness, it's about women being a repressed minority and so by definition the words used to denigrate them are slurs.

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                    • D [email protected]

                      Fairest of them all is a skin tone thing.

                      Got anything you want to add to that, Siegfried 🧐?

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                      Uhhh... nein? I mean... nine... shes's a nine!

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                        You cant win I see

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                        • genuineparts@infosec.pubG [email protected]

                          Uhhh... nein? I mean... nine... shes's a nine!

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                          Mate, I think she is nine. Would you care to have a seat over here?

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                            You cant win I see

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                            The only winning move is not to play

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                            • someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                              Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B...I...T...C...H it automatically turns to removed. They're treating you like some kid who can't handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.

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                              The more I see people from .ml and the more I learn about it
                              The more I think anyone on .ml is either just objectively stupid or ignorant of how stupid the instance is.

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                                The only winning move is not to play

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                                But you lose by timeout

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                                • T [email protected]

                                  . I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again.

                                  Blocking an instance only blocks you from seeing communities there, it doesn't block you from seeing users posting in other communities.

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                                  This is a fundamental flaw of the system if you ask me.

                                  Not being able to blanket block the users of an instance sucks.

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                                  • smackemwittadic@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    Margot Robbie, SatansMaggotyCumFart, Kolanaki, The Picard Maneuver

                                    We've got a whole list of local celebs that can be met!

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                                    Cum farts is here? Huh small world

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                                      "Correctly"...

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                                      • exusia@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                                        I saw Margot Robbie, but i figured they'd been asked a thousand times if they were the real Margot, and even then it wouldnt have changed my interaction, so I just left it. Are they still around?

                                        I never saw Biden, I thought his press account wod have been on bluesky

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                                        It's not the real Margot, just someone who plays her on TV.

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                                        • P [email protected]

                                          The level of shit .ml, lemmygrad and hexbear users receive for no good reason leaves me always speechless.

                                          You shouldn’t say b.itch in person, we don’t teach kids to say it, why is it crazy to moderate them?

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                                          I just tagged you as "bitch", you bitch.

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