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  • genuineparts@infosec.pubG [email protected]

    Uhhh... nein? I mean... nine... shes's a nine!

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    Mate, I think she is nine. Would you care to have a seat over here?

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      You cant win I see

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      The only winning move is not to play

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      • someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

        Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B...I...T...C...H it automatically turns to removed. They're treating you like some kid who can't handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.

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        The more I see people from .ml and the more I learn about it
        The more I think anyone on .ml is either just objectively stupid or ignorant of how stupid the instance is.

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          The only winning move is not to play

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          But you lose by timeout

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            . I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again.

            Blocking an instance only blocks you from seeing communities there, it doesn't block you from seeing users posting in other communities.

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            This is a fundamental flaw of the system if you ask me.

            Not being able to blanket block the users of an instance sucks.

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            • smackemwittadic@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              Margot Robbie, SatansMaggotyCumFart, Kolanaki, The Picard Maneuver

              We've got a whole list of local celebs that can be met!

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              Cum farts is here? Huh small world

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              • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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                "Correctly"...

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                • exusia@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                  I saw Margot Robbie, but i figured they'd been asked a thousand times if they were the real Margot, and even then it wouldnt have changed my interaction, so I just left it. Are they still around?

                  I never saw Biden, I thought his press account wod have been on bluesky

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                  It's not the real Margot, just someone who plays her on TV.

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                  • P [email protected]

                    The level of shit .ml, lemmygrad and hexbear users receive for no good reason leaves me always speechless.

                    You shouldn’t say b.itch in person, we don’t teach kids to say it, why is it crazy to moderate them?

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                    I just tagged you as "bitch", you bitch.

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                    • K [email protected]

                      I just tagged you as "bitch", you bitch.

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                      You can tag me whatever makes your ego feel better. I guess everything goes (including insults) but discuss the topic and reply the questions. You just proved my point ahahah

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                        All hail Princess Trunks!

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                        For the sake of the Saiyan race, Broly has my permission to bed Princess Trunks.

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                        • H [email protected]

                          How does sucking dick negate this behavior.... I've sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

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                          Baby please....

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                          • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT [email protected]

                            growing up with a single mom, an older sister, and a younger sister... there were only a couple word that were never acceptable

                            I could say shit fuck asshole motherfucker and so on

                            but the words Cnt and Btch were absolutely unacceptable

                            I remember one time, I was about to call my little sister a B*tch and I didn't even know my mom was in the room but before I could even get the word out of my mouth, she smacked me so hard. I was like BUT THEY SAY IT ON TV SO IT MUST BE OK. Yeah that was the day I got a good lesson in how rules work for something and not for other but the rules mom makes are the only real rules you have to follow in life

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                            Ok, thanks for sharing, but nobody is forcing you to write bitch. Not everyone has a trauma like you.

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                              So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is "which of these 14-16 year old girls would you fuck"

                              Perhaps op and his gf are 14-16 though

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                              • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

                                It's not about rudeness, it's about women being a repressed minority and so by definition the words used to denigrate them are slurs.

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                                Ah, I see. Still, I'd remove it from the list; it doesn't really strike me as the same kind of thing at all. Kinda ridiculous to put it on the same level as like, actual slurs.

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                                  Really? What happens if you says cunt? Or assbandit? Or Donald?

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                                  yeah those are all permitted. It's very inconsistent.

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                                    But why are all straight people everywhere like this one meme, am I right fellas?

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                                    Because they're brainwashed by Disney and romcoms.

                                    source: I'm gay. Bitches be crazy

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                                    • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

                                      Aw white people, they have it so hard 😔

                                      You can't be racist against white people.

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                                      You can’t be racist against white people.

                                      Racism is discrimination or prejudice based on race. By definition, you are incorrect.

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                                        The thing OOP is sick of is people censoring mild swears like bitch in their screenshots. The content of the pic is unrelated

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                                        Thanks for elaborating

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                                          This is a fundamental flaw of the system if you ask me.

                                          Not being able to blanket block the users of an instance sucks.

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                                          I couldn't agree more. Unfortunately, the devs are .ml fans, and they know such a feature would ruin their instance because people fucking hate them.

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