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So glad I suck dick

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  • H [email protected]

    She would make a deal with Ursula to trade her legs for a voice instead.

    Would make the movie a bit weird though.

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      No Kuzco. List sucks.

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      No Kida either wth

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      • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

        I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It's not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.

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        Not a pedo. But you're clearly into beastiality

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          I’M the prettiest princess

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          • B [email protected]

            God damn, I wish I was gay.

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            As a male bi who tends to sleep with women more than men and tend to favor fem guys (I'm picky), I wish I was gayer.

            That said, bi and poly women are fantastic.

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            • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

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              • P [email protected]

                What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what's wrong with my dogs?

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                Are you the legendary Poem for your sprog of yore?!

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                • V [email protected]

                  So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is "which of these 14-16 year old girls would you fuck"

                  Perhaps op and his gf are 14-16 though

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                  A few of them are 18+. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella, and Pocahontas I think.

                  But whether they are real people, cartoons, or sheogoraths from the fifth dimension. It's a shit game that only a shit partner would play.

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                  • A [email protected]

                    I went to Mander, since .ml is blocked in China.

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                    .ml is blocked in China? Wild.

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                    • J [email protected]

                      I meant on my instance in general, not in the image. On lemmy.ml for some reason, if you type "bitсһ" then it gets automatically-replaced with the text "removed."

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                      I would like to thank you for this comment, which I enjoyed a great deal.

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                      • H [email protected]

                        How does sucking dick negate this behavior.... I've sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

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                        Harder to answer when your mouth is full I guess

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                        • P [email protected]

                          Thats a very kind service. How about one for our fellow Lemmings in Australia?

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                          No need. Australians learn to hold their phones upside down from when they're young teenagers. They're used to it. It's better for beating off the dropbears in an emergency too.

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                          • D [email protected]

                            Fairest of them all is a skin tone thing.

                            Got anything you want to add to that, Siegfried 🧐?

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                            Yeah. I played that biach in poker and she cleaned me out. Pay sure she had her little animal friends informing on my card.

                            Fair my ass...

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                              Yup, the United States government sucks. However, the Chinese government also sucks.

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                              • D [email protected]

                                No Kuzco. List sucks.

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                                Kuzco isn't a princess, that would be a demotion

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                                • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                  Yup, the United States government sucks. However, the Chinese government also sucks.

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                                  Which has nothing to do with the myth of a social credit score...

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                                    Hi Ferrous, I would like to discuss this topic with you. However, I'm not entirely sure if you are human. So could you please solve this captcha for me?

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                                    • K [email protected]

                                      Not a pedo. But you're clearly into beastiality

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                                      Half-bestiality, at least.

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                                      • D [email protected]

                                        I would like to thank you for this comment, which I enjoyed a great deal.

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                                        your username checks out.

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                                        • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

                                          Aw white people, they have it so hard 😔

                                          You can't be racist against white people.

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                                          maybe you can't. Try harder.

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