So glad I suck dick
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God damn, I wish I was gay.
As a male bi who tends to sleep with women more than men and tend to favor fem guys (I'm picky), I wish I was gayer.
That said, bi and poly women are fantastic.
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What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what's wrong with my dogs?
Are you the legendary Poem for your sprog of yore?!
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So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is "which of these 14-16 year old girls would you fuck"
Perhaps op and his gf are 14-16 though
wrote last edited by [email protected]A few of them are 18+. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella, and Pocahontas I think.
But whether they are real people, cartoons, or sheogoraths from the fifth dimension. It's a shit game that only a shit partner would play.
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I went to Mander, since .ml is blocked in China.
.ml is blocked in China? Wild.
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I meant on my instance in general, not in the image. On lemmy.ml for some reason, if you type "bitсһ" then it gets automatically-replaced with the text "removed."
I would like to thank you for this comment, which I enjoyed a great deal.
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How does sucking dick negate this behavior.... I've sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once
Harder to answer when your mouth is full I guess
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Thats a very kind service. How about one for our fellow Lemmings in Australia?
No need. Australians learn to hold their phones upside down from when they're young teenagers. They're used to it. It's better for beating off the dropbears in an emergency too.
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Fairest of them all is a skin tone thing.
Got anything you want to add to that, Siegfried 🧐?
Yeah. I played that biach in poker and she cleaned me out. Pay sure she had her little animal friends informing on my card.
Fair my ass...
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Yup, the United States government sucks. However, the Chinese government also sucks.
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No Kuzco. List sucks.
Kuzco isn't a princess, that would be a demotion
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Yup, the United States government sucks. However, the Chinese government also sucks.
Which has nothing to do with the myth of a social credit score...
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Hi Ferrous, I would like to discuss this topic with you. However, I'm not entirely sure if you are human. So could you please solve this captcha for me?
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Not a pedo. But you're clearly into beastiality
Half-bestiality, at least.
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I would like to thank you for this comment, which I enjoyed a great deal.
your username checks out.
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Aw white people, they have it so hard
You can't be racist against white people.
maybe you can't. Try harder.
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.ml is blocked in China? Wild.
IKR. I want to know what kind of spicy take got it blocked.
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I read this and my phone exploded
sorry but the puritans win againI read this comment and now MasterCard keeps calling me.
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Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I'm not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.
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Aw white people, they have it so hard
You can't be racist against white people.
Go to Japan for a week and then come talk to me, you tankie walnut.
