So glad I suck dick
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How does sucking dick negate this behavior.... I've sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once
Harder to answer when your mouth is full I guess
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Thats a very kind service. How about one for our fellow Lemmings in Australia?
No need. Australians learn to hold their phones upside down from when they're young teenagers. They're used to it. It's better for beating off the dropbears in an emergency too.
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Fairest of them all is a skin tone thing.
Got anything you want to add to that, Siegfried 🧐?
Yeah. I played that biach in poker and she cleaned me out. Pay sure she had her little animal friends informing on my card.
Fair my ass...
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Yup, the United States government sucks. However, the Chinese government also sucks.
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No Kuzco. List sucks.
Kuzco isn't a princess, that would be a demotion
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Yup, the United States government sucks. However, the Chinese government also sucks.
Which has nothing to do with the myth of a social credit score...
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Hi Ferrous, I would like to discuss this topic with you. However, I'm not entirely sure if you are human. So could you please solve this captcha for me?
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Not a pedo. But you're clearly into beastiality
Half-bestiality, at least.
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I would like to thank you for this comment, which I enjoyed a great deal.
your username checks out.
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Aw white people, they have it so hard
You can't be racist against white people.
maybe you can't. Try harder.
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.ml is blocked in China? Wild.
IKR. I want to know what kind of spicy take got it blocked.
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I read this and my phone exploded
sorry but the puritans win againI read this comment and now MasterCard keeps calling me.
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Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I'm not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.
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Aw white people, they have it so hard
You can't be racist against white people.
Go to Japan for a week and then come talk to me, you tankie walnut.
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So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is "which of these 14-16 year old girls would you fuck"
Perhaps op and his gf are 14-16 though
I mean... Technically the question is about being pretty. I can think of girls being pretty without actually thinking sexually of them. The same way I can think of some guys being handsome and I don't suck dick.
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Who the fuck censors removed.. You're even allowed to say removed on TV
This is hilarious because the instance you signed up to doesn't allow you to say bitch.
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I mean... Technically the question is about being pretty. I can think of girls being pretty without actually thinking sexually of them. The same way I can think of some guys being handsome and I don't suck dick.
Idk have you tried it? Maybe you'd be good at it
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Idk have you tried it? Maybe you'd be good at it
No, I haven't tried it, I might be good at it indeed, I might be amazing, or hell, I might give the best blowjobs in the world. I will leave it at the possibility of being the best cock sucker before I discover I am mediocre at it, I guess I cannot try it then.
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your username checks out.
Uhhh... Um? I don't get it. Sorry.
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The more I see people from .ml and the more I learn about it
The more I think anyone on .ml is either just objectively stupid or ignorant of how stupid the instance is.Not all of us. I just read what it said on the main page "A community of privacy and FOSS enthusiasts, run by Lemmy’s developers" and thought that sounded good. I'm sure a lot of people that were new to lemmy figured the instance run by the devs themselves would be a safe bet. There also wasn't nearly as much drama around .ml back then, but it honestly hasn't been enough of an issue to make me create an account on a new instance and switch.
