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So glad I suck dick

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  • D [email protected]

    I read this and my phone exploded 😕 sorry but the puritans win again

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    I read this comment and now MasterCard keeps calling me.

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      Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I'm not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.

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      • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

        Aw white people, they have it so hard 😔

        You can't be racist against white people.

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        Go to Japan for a week and then come talk to me, you tankie walnut.

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        • V [email protected]

          So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is "which of these 14-16 year old girls would you fuck"

          Perhaps op and his gf are 14-16 though

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          I mean... Technically the question is about being pretty. I can think of girls being pretty without actually thinking sexually of them. The same way I can think of some guys being handsome and I don't suck dick.

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            Who the fuck censors removed.. You're even allowed to say removed on TV

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            This is hilarious because the instance you signed up to doesn't allow you to say bitch.

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              I mean... Technically the question is about being pretty. I can think of girls being pretty without actually thinking sexually of them. The same way I can think of some guys being handsome and I don't suck dick.

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              Idk have you tried it? Maybe you'd be good at it

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                Idk have you tried it? Maybe you'd be good at it

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                No, I haven't tried it, I might be good at it indeed, I might be amazing, or hell, I might give the best blowjobs in the world. I will leave it at the possibility of being the best cock sucker before I discover I am mediocre at it, I guess I cannot try it then.

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                • J [email protected]

                  your username checks out.

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                  Uhhh... Um? I don't get it. Sorry.

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                  • S [email protected]

                    The more I see people from .ml and the more I learn about it
                    The more I think anyone on .ml is either just objectively stupid or ignorant of how stupid the instance is.

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                    Not all of us. I just read what it said on the main page "A community of privacy and FOSS enthusiasts, run by Lemmy’s developers" and thought that sounded good. I'm sure a lot of people that were new to lemmy figured the instance run by the devs themselves would be a safe bet. There also wasn't nearly as much drama around .ml back then, but it honestly hasn't been enough of an issue to make me create an account on a new instance and switch.

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                    • H [email protected]

                      I think it has to do with what they are used to. They never knew the freedom other instances provided.

                      Also, don't you have to read like the Communist Manifesto to even join lemmy,ml? Sounds to me only something objectively stupid people would do to join an internet forum.

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                      lol, no of course not, unless that changed later. I would have noped right out.

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                      • H [email protected]

                        How does sucking dick negate this behavior.... I've sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

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                        yeah i'm sure there are plenty of girls with dicks who'd be just as aggravating lol

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                        • G [email protected]

                          No Kida either wth

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                          Til thar was a Disney film.

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                          • I [email protected]

                            I’M the prettiest princess

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                            You're not only a princess but you're a whole queen 💅

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                            • A [email protected]

                              IKR. I want to know what kind of spicy take got it blocked.

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                              Pretty sure China would block all lemmy instances they knew of, the smaller ones just flew under the radar.

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                                Or one of the regional ones (feddit.org for german speaking countries for example)

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                                  Nice username and even a guest star character of voyager

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                                  • V [email protected]

                                    So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is "which of these 14-16 year old girls would you fuck"

                                    Perhaps op and his gf are 14-16 though

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                                    TIL Disney sucks at drawing 14-16 year olds. this is like Hollywood casting 30 year olds as highschool students

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                                    • G [email protected]

                                      why am I all wet and sticky?

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                                      Is that from UHF?

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                                      • jerb322@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

                                        Is that from UHF?

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                                        YOU FOUND THE MARBLE!!

                                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgPgsvxxxKE

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                                          I'm on feddit.nl do they censor shit or have other issues I should know about?

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