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So glad I suck dick

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  • H [email protected]

    How does sucking dick negate this behavior.... I've sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

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    yeah i'm sure there are plenty of girls with dicks who'd be just as aggravating lol

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    • G [email protected]

      No Kida either wth

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      Til thar was a Disney film.

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      • I [email protected]

        I’M the prettiest princess

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        You're not only a princess but you're a whole queen 💅

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        • A [email protected]

          IKR. I want to know what kind of spicy take got it blocked.

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          Pretty sure China would block all lemmy instances they knew of, the smaller ones just flew under the radar.

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            Or one of the regional ones (feddit.org for german speaking countries for example)

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            • D [email protected]

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              Nice username and even a guest star character of voyager

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              • V [email protected]

                So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is "which of these 14-16 year old girls would you fuck"

                Perhaps op and his gf are 14-16 though

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                TIL Disney sucks at drawing 14-16 year olds. this is like Hollywood casting 30 year olds as highschool students

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                • G [email protected]

                  why am I all wet and sticky?

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                  Is that from UHF?

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                  • jerb322@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

                    Is that from UHF?

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                    YOU FOUND THE MARBLE!!

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgPgsvxxxKE

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                      I'm on feddit.nl do they censor shit or have other issues I should know about?

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                        I'm on feddit.nl do they censor shit or have other issues I should know about?

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                        Idk, they're probably fine. There are SO many instances out there nowadays, and I'd guess most of them are fine.

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                          You're not only a princess but you're a whole queen 💅

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                          Hole queen

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                            About this dick sucking you were talking about...

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                              You can say bitch on the internet. We won't tell your mom.

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                              • K [email protected]

                                Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I'm not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.

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                                Or maybe it's sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.

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                                • R [email protected]

                                  Nice username and even a guest star character of voyager

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                                  Thank you.

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                                  • I [email protected]

                                    About this dick sucking you were talking about...

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                                    Yes, I too am curious about the dick sucking...

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                                    • P [email protected]

                                      TIL Disney sucks at drawing 14-16 year olds. this is like Hollywood casting 30 year olds as highschool students

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                                      It's just the artists not being as nasty as the producers.

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                                      • Y [email protected]

                                        No, I haven't tried it, I might be good at it indeed, I might be amazing, or hell, I might give the best blowjobs in the world. I will leave it at the possibility of being the best cock sucker before I discover I am mediocre at it, I guess I cannot try it then.

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                                        🤦🏻 sigh... Just put on the maid outfit and cat ears already.

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                                        • jballs@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

                                          sh.itjust.works is awesome. The admins are cool as shit, and as you can tell from the name, there's no BS censorship.

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                                          @[email protected] don’t tell anybody* but The Dude (admin) somehow keeps this place blazingly fast, super fast updates, the whole enchilada

                                          99% renewable energy powered too apparently if you’re into that

                                          Lazy linkin’ it just in case too sh.itjust.works/signup

                                          *everybody excepted

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