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So glad I suck dick

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  • V [email protected]

    So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is "which of these 14-16 year old girls would you fuck"

    Perhaps op and his gf are 14-16 though

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    TIL Disney sucks at drawing 14-16 year olds. this is like Hollywood casting 30 year olds as highschool students

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      why am I all wet and sticky?

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      Is that from UHF?

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      • jerb322@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

        Is that from UHF?

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        YOU FOUND THE MARBLE!!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgPgsvxxxKE

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          I'm on feddit.nl do they censor shit or have other issues I should know about?

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            I'm on feddit.nl do they censor shit or have other issues I should know about?

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            Idk, they're probably fine. There are SO many instances out there nowadays, and I'd guess most of them are fine.

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              You're not only a princess but you're a whole queen đź’…

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              Hole queen

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                About this dick sucking you were talking about...

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                • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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                  You can say bitch on the internet. We won't tell your mom.

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                  • K [email protected]

                    Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I'm not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.

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                    Or maybe it's sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.

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                    • R [email protected]

                      Nice username and even a guest star character of voyager

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                      Thank you.

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                        About this dick sucking you were talking about...

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                        Yes, I too am curious about the dick sucking...

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                        • P [email protected]

                          TIL Disney sucks at drawing 14-16 year olds. this is like Hollywood casting 30 year olds as highschool students

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                          It's just the artists not being as nasty as the producers.

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                          • Y [email protected]

                            No, I haven't tried it, I might be good at it indeed, I might be amazing, or hell, I might give the best blowjobs in the world. I will leave it at the possibility of being the best cock sucker before I discover I am mediocre at it, I guess I cannot try it then.

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                            🤦🏻 sigh... Just put on the maid outfit and cat ears already.

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                            • jballs@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

                              sh.itjust.works is awesome. The admins are cool as shit, and as you can tell from the name, there's no BS censorship.

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                              @[email protected] don’t tell anybody* but The Dude (admin) somehow keeps this place blazingly fast, super fast updates, the whole enchilada

                              99% renewable energy powered too apparently if you’re into that

                              Lazy linkin’ it just in case too sh.itjust.works/signup

                              *everybody excepted

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                                I just tagged you as "bitch", you bitch.

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                                Word censorship is ridiculous for sure

                                I mean is this the damn internet or not!

                                That said would kindly request a lil introspection on this comment

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                                  Or maybe it's sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.

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                                  It's probably sarcasm you fun loving turnip

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                                    Pretty sure China would block all lemmy instances they knew of, the smaller ones just flew under the radar.

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                                    I think so too, but .world wasn't blocked.

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                                      But you lose by timeout

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                                      In that relationship, a timeout would be a win.

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                                        Fairest means lightest skin color though.

                                        So, yeah, Snow is whiter than Jasmine or Moana, etc.

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                                        But ancient weather forecasts’d be like

                                        Today: rain; to-morrow: fair

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                                          Hole queen

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                                          All of the above

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