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So glad I suck dick

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  • G [email protected]

    why am I all wet and sticky?

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    Is that from UHF?

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    • jerb322@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

      Is that from UHF?

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      YOU FOUND THE MARBLE!!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgPgsvxxxKE

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        I'm on feddit.nl do they censor shit or have other issues I should know about?

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          I'm on feddit.nl do they censor shit or have other issues I should know about?

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          Idk, they're probably fine. There are SO many instances out there nowadays, and I'd guess most of them are fine.

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            You're not only a princess but you're a whole queen đź’…

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            Hole queen

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              About this dick sucking you were talking about...

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              • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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                You can say bitch on the internet. We won't tell your mom.

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                • K [email protected]

                  Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I'm not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.

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                  Or maybe it's sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.

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                  • R [email protected]

                    Nice username and even a guest star character of voyager

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                    Thank you.

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                    • I [email protected]

                      About this dick sucking you were talking about...

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                      Yes, I too am curious about the dick sucking...

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                      • P [email protected]

                        TIL Disney sucks at drawing 14-16 year olds. this is like Hollywood casting 30 year olds as highschool students

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                        It's just the artists not being as nasty as the producers.

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                        • Y [email protected]

                          No, I haven't tried it, I might be good at it indeed, I might be amazing, or hell, I might give the best blowjobs in the world. I will leave it at the possibility of being the best cock sucker before I discover I am mediocre at it, I guess I cannot try it then.

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                          🤦🏻 sigh... Just put on the maid outfit and cat ears already.

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                          • jballs@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

                            sh.itjust.works is awesome. The admins are cool as shit, and as you can tell from the name, there's no BS censorship.

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                            @[email protected] don’t tell anybody* but The Dude (admin) somehow keeps this place blazingly fast, super fast updates, the whole enchilada

                            99% renewable energy powered too apparently if you’re into that

                            Lazy linkin’ it just in case too sh.itjust.works/signup

                            *everybody excepted

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                            • K [email protected]

                              I just tagged you as "bitch", you bitch.

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                              Word censorship is ridiculous for sure

                              I mean is this the damn internet or not!

                              That said would kindly request a lil introspection on this comment

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                                Or maybe it's sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.

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                                It's probably sarcasm you fun loving turnip

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                                • A [email protected]

                                  Pretty sure China would block all lemmy instances they knew of, the smaller ones just flew under the radar.

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                                  I think so too, but .world wasn't blocked.

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                                  • A [email protected]

                                    But you lose by timeout

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                                    In that relationship, a timeout would be a win.

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                                    • M [email protected]

                                      Fairest means lightest skin color though.

                                      So, yeah, Snow is whiter than Jasmine or Moana, etc.

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                                      But ancient weather forecasts’d be like

                                      Today: rain; to-morrow: fair

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                                        Hole queen

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                                        All of the above

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