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So glad I suck dick

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  • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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    About this dick sucking you were talking about...

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    • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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      You can say bitch on the internet. We won't tell your mom.

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      • K [email protected]

        Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I'm not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.

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        Or maybe it's sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.

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        • R [email protected]

          Nice username and even a guest star character of voyager

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          Thank you.

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            About this dick sucking you were talking about...

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            Yes, I too am curious about the dick sucking...

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            • P [email protected]

              TIL Disney sucks at drawing 14-16 year olds. this is like Hollywood casting 30 year olds as highschool students

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              It's just the artists not being as nasty as the producers.

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                No, I haven't tried it, I might be good at it indeed, I might be amazing, or hell, I might give the best blowjobs in the world. I will leave it at the possibility of being the best cock sucker before I discover I am mediocre at it, I guess I cannot try it then.

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                🤦🏻 sigh... Just put on the maid outfit and cat ears already.

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                • jballs@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

                  sh.itjust.works is awesome. The admins are cool as shit, and as you can tell from the name, there's no BS censorship.

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                  @[email protected] don’t tell anybody* but The Dude (admin) somehow keeps this place blazingly fast, super fast updates, the whole enchilada

                  99% renewable energy powered too apparently if you’re into that

                  Lazy linkin’ it just in case too sh.itjust.works/signup

                  *everybody excepted

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                    I just tagged you as "bitch", you bitch.

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                    Word censorship is ridiculous for sure

                    I mean is this the damn internet or not!

                    That said would kindly request a lil introspection on this comment

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                      Or maybe it's sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.

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                      It's probably sarcasm you fun loving turnip

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                      • A [email protected]

                        Pretty sure China would block all lemmy instances they knew of, the smaller ones just flew under the radar.

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                        I think so too, but .world wasn't blocked.

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                          But you lose by timeout

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                          In that relationship, a timeout would be a win.

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                          • M [email protected]

                            Fairest means lightest skin color though.

                            So, yeah, Snow is whiter than Jasmine or Moana, etc.

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                            But ancient weather forecasts’d be like

                            Today: rain; to-morrow: fair

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                              Hole queen

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                              All of the above

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