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So glad I suck dick

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  • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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    You can say bitch on the internet. We won't tell your mom.

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    • K [email protected]

      Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I'm not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.

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      Or maybe it's sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.

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      • R [email protected]

        Nice username and even a guest star character of voyager

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        Thank you.

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        • I [email protected]

          About this dick sucking you were talking about...

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          Yes, I too am curious about the dick sucking...

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          • P [email protected]

            TIL Disney sucks at drawing 14-16 year olds. this is like Hollywood casting 30 year olds as highschool students

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            It's just the artists not being as nasty as the producers.

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            • Y [email protected]

              No, I haven't tried it, I might be good at it indeed, I might be amazing, or hell, I might give the best blowjobs in the world. I will leave it at the possibility of being the best cock sucker before I discover I am mediocre at it, I guess I cannot try it then.

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              🤦🏻 sigh... Just put on the maid outfit and cat ears already.

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              • jballs@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

                sh.itjust.works is awesome. The admins are cool as shit, and as you can tell from the name, there's no BS censorship.

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                @[email protected] don’t tell anybody* but The Dude (admin) somehow keeps this place blazingly fast, super fast updates, the whole enchilada

                99% renewable energy powered too apparently if you’re into that

                Lazy linkin’ it just in case too sh.itjust.works/signup

                *everybody excepted

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                  I just tagged you as "bitch", you bitch.

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                  Word censorship is ridiculous for sure

                  I mean is this the damn internet or not!

                  That said would kindly request a lil introspection on this comment

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                    Or maybe it's sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.

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                    It's probably sarcasm you fun loving turnip

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                    • A [email protected]

                      Pretty sure China would block all lemmy instances they knew of, the smaller ones just flew under the radar.

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                      I think so too, but .world wasn't blocked.

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                        But you lose by timeout

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                        In that relationship, a timeout would be a win.

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                        • M [email protected]

                          Fairest means lightest skin color though.

                          So, yeah, Snow is whiter than Jasmine or Moana, etc.

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                          But ancient weather forecasts’d be like

                          Today: rain; to-morrow: fair

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                            Hole queen

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                            All of the above

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