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  • N [email protected]

    any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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    #38

    Might want to consider piefed instances as well, it's a fediverse front-end not developed by the weaklings that decided to censor your innocuous words.

    I should do that too...

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    • N [email protected]

      any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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      #39

      Literally any non-ml instance would be a way better choice. Also avoid hexbear. The rest are pretty solid. I'm happy with speed of Lemmus.org, but lemmy.world worked fine for me too.

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      • N [email protected]

        any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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        #40

        join-lemmy.org has a list of joinable servers, there's also https://fedidb.com/software/lemmy (and another one i can't rember rn)

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        • N [email protected]

          any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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          #41

          Literally anywhere that isn't lemmygrad or hexbear will usually be better. You could go to an instance with open sign up until you find somewhere else, but they tend to house a lot of closeted reactionaries, I assume because those people like the anonymity. Personally I just looked up instances to see which ones I liked. They'll have a description of who they are and if sign ups require an application you just say why you want to join their instance. It's not a huge deal really.

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          • N [email protected]

            Who the fuck censors removed.. You're even allowed to say removed on TV

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            #42

            Oh removed got removed!

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            • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT [email protected]

              growing up with a single mom, an older sister, and a younger sister... there were only a couple word that were never acceptable

              I could say shit fuck asshole motherfucker and so on

              but the words Cnt and Btch were absolutely unacceptable

              I remember one time, I was about to call my little sister a B*tch and I didn't even know my mom was in the room but before I could even get the word out of my mouth, she smacked me so hard. I was like BUT THEY SAY IT ON TV SO IT MUST BE OK. Yeah that was the day I got a good lesson in how rules work for something and not for other but the rules mom makes are the only real rules you have to follow in life

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              #43

              I mean I'd rather have someone called a bitch than a kid being "smacked so hard".

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              • someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B...I...T...C...H it automatically turns to removed. They're treating you like some kid who can't handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.

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                #44

                Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like "Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes" or something along those lines.

                From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.

                Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don't bother to interact with the instance at all. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I'd ever deal with from admins... and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.

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                • R [email protected]

                  They are just trying to be like the CCP, their heroes. Wait until they roll out their social credit system in upcoming Lemmy releases!

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                  #45

                  We're all down to shit on new-deal-capitalism-with-chinese-characteristics, but you realize america's had this for decades? Getting upset that it's some uniquely chinese novelty is a little infuriating, as someone who has been doxxed and denied housing by that crap.

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                  • ikidd@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                    lemmy.ml is run by nannie-state fucktards that masturbate with such silly displays of power.

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                    #46

                    Well aa long as there's consent

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                      #47

                      Not .world. Just as bad but rabidly pro genocide.

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                      • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                        Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.

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                        I dunno, my queer drama's always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you'd still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is 'I'd worship you, shai-hulud' 'cuz we all want that spice.

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                        • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT [email protected]

                          growing up with a single mom, an older sister, and a younger sister... there were only a couple word that were never acceptable

                          I could say shit fuck asshole motherfucker and so on

                          but the words Cnt and Btch were absolutely unacceptable

                          I remember one time, I was about to call my little sister a B*tch and I didn't even know my mom was in the room but before I could even get the word out of my mouth, she smacked me so hard. I was like BUT THEY SAY IT ON TV SO IT MUST BE OK. Yeah that was the day I got a good lesson in how rules work for something and not for other but the rules mom makes are the only real rules you have to follow in life

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                          #49

                          Ah yes, child abuse, the best way to teach kids not to use slurs. /s

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                          • O [email protected]

                            I dunno, my queer drama's always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you'd still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is 'I'd worship you, shai-hulud' 'cuz we all want that spice.

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                            I've been around the block a few times and I'm afraid I have to report that nerd love transcends sexual orientation.

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                            • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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                              #51

                              gf❤️ has serious insecurity issues she needs to address.

                              I’m secure enough myself to add another girlfriend to my polycule. Not gf❤️ though.

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                              • R [email protected]

                                They are just trying to be like the CCP, their heroes. Wait until they roll out their social credit system in upcoming Lemmy releases!

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                                So, what are the facts relating to China’s Social Credit System (SoCS)? First, a system does exist, but it is very different from what is imagined by many critics outside China. The biggest disconnect is around the notion of scores. Some commentators seem to imagine that a magic algorithm draws from AI cameras and internet surveillance all over the country to calculate a score that determines everyone’s place in society. In reality, the SoCS is not the techno-dystopian nightmare we fear: it is lowly digitalized, highly fragmented, and primarily focuses on businesses. Most importantly, such a score simply does not exist.

                                https://merics.org/en/comment/chinas-social-credit-score-untangling-myth-reality

                                Classic lib move: dunking on nonexistent "ebil ccp" systems that started off as rumors mere days after the west decided it would clamp down on any semblance of internet freedom - upon a backdrop of rapidly burgeoning fascism and concentration camps. The US State Department has effortlessly oriented you.

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                                  ENHANCE!

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                                  • P [email protected]

                                    What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what's wrong with my dogs?

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                                    #54

                                    Holy shit sprog is here too! Big fan

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                                    • R [email protected]

                                      They are just trying to be like the CCP, their heroes. Wait until they roll out their social credit system in upcoming Lemmy releases!

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                                      Are they going to implement Reddit-style karma?

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                                      • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                                        Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.

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                                        #56

                                        not if you like anal

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                                        • antibullyranger@ani.socialA [email protected]

                                          gf❤️ has serious insecurity issues she needs to address.

                                          I’m secure enough myself to add another girlfriend to my polycule. Not gf❤️ though.

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                                          Are you saying you can fix her?

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