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  • N [email protected]

    Who the fuck censors removed.. You're even allowed to say removed on TV

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    Oh removed got removed!

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT [email protected]

      growing up with a single mom, an older sister, and a younger sister... there were only a couple word that were never acceptable

      I could say shit fuck asshole motherfucker and so on

      but the words Cnt and Btch were absolutely unacceptable

      I remember one time, I was about to call my little sister a B*tch and I didn't even know my mom was in the room but before I could even get the word out of my mouth, she smacked me so hard. I was like BUT THEY SAY IT ON TV SO IT MUST BE OK. Yeah that was the day I got a good lesson in how rules work for something and not for other but the rules mom makes are the only real rules you have to follow in life

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      #43

      I mean I'd rather have someone called a bitch than a kid being "smacked so hard".

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      • someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

        Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B...I...T...C...H it automatically turns to removed. They're treating you like some kid who can't handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.

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        Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like "Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes" or something along those lines.

        From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.

        Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don't bother to interact with the instance at all. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I'd ever deal with from admins... and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.

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        • R [email protected]

          They are just trying to be like the CCP, their heroes. Wait until they roll out their social credit system in upcoming Lemmy releases!

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          #45

          We're all down to shit on new-deal-capitalism-with-chinese-characteristics, but you realize america's had this for decades? Getting upset that it's some uniquely chinese novelty is a little infuriating, as someone who has been doxxed and denied housing by that crap.

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          • ikidd@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

            lemmy.ml is run by nannie-state fucktards that masturbate with such silly displays of power.

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            #46

            Well aa long as there's consent

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              #47

              Not .world. Just as bad but rabidly pro genocide.

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              • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.

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                I dunno, my queer drama's always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you'd still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is 'I'd worship you, shai-hulud' 'cuz we all want that spice.

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                • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT [email protected]

                  growing up with a single mom, an older sister, and a younger sister... there were only a couple word that were never acceptable

                  I could say shit fuck asshole motherfucker and so on

                  but the words Cnt and Btch were absolutely unacceptable

                  I remember one time, I was about to call my little sister a B*tch and I didn't even know my mom was in the room but before I could even get the word out of my mouth, she smacked me so hard. I was like BUT THEY SAY IT ON TV SO IT MUST BE OK. Yeah that was the day I got a good lesson in how rules work for something and not for other but the rules mom makes are the only real rules you have to follow in life

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                  Ah yes, child abuse, the best way to teach kids not to use slurs. /s

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                  • O [email protected]

                    I dunno, my queer drama's always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you'd still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is 'I'd worship you, shai-hulud' 'cuz we all want that spice.

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                    #50

                    I've been around the block a few times and I'm afraid I have to report that nerd love transcends sexual orientation.

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                    • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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                      #51

                      gf❤️ has serious insecurity issues she needs to address.

                      I’m secure enough myself to add another girlfriend to my polycule. Not gf❤️ though.

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                      • R [email protected]

                        They are just trying to be like the CCP, their heroes. Wait until they roll out their social credit system in upcoming Lemmy releases!

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                        So, what are the facts relating to China’s Social Credit System (SoCS)? First, a system does exist, but it is very different from what is imagined by many critics outside China. The biggest disconnect is around the notion of scores. Some commentators seem to imagine that a magic algorithm draws from AI cameras and internet surveillance all over the country to calculate a score that determines everyone’s place in society. In reality, the SoCS is not the techno-dystopian nightmare we fear: it is lowly digitalized, highly fragmented, and primarily focuses on businesses. Most importantly, such a score simply does not exist.

                        https://merics.org/en/comment/chinas-social-credit-score-untangling-myth-reality

                        Classic lib move: dunking on nonexistent "ebil ccp" systems that started off as rumors mere days after the west decided it would clamp down on any semblance of internet freedom - upon a backdrop of rapidly burgeoning fascism and concentration camps. The US State Department has effortlessly oriented you.

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                          ENHANCE!

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                          • P [email protected]

                            What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what's wrong with my dogs?

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                            #54

                            Holy shit sprog is here too! Big fan

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                            • R [email protected]

                              They are just trying to be like the CCP, their heroes. Wait until they roll out their social credit system in upcoming Lemmy releases!

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                              Are they going to implement Reddit-style karma?

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                              • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                                Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.

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                                not if you like anal

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                                • antibullyranger@ani.socialA [email protected]

                                  gf❤️ has serious insecurity issues she needs to address.

                                  I’m secure enough myself to add another girlfriend to my polycule. Not gf❤️ though.

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                                  #57

                                  Are you saying you can fix her?

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                                  • exusia@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                                    Holy shit sprog is here too! Big fan

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                                    Wait until you meet Margot Robbie and President Biden, who posted here in the early days and definitely wasn't me.

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                                    • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                      Are you saying you can fix her?

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                                      Never. I’m saying she needs to go through therapy, if she thinks any other girl that isn't her is a bitch.¹

                                      I’m secure in myself and my partners if they have another best friend. I don't get jealous, I don't domestic gaze.²

                                      ¹ It could be she was abused as a child, and has narcissistic tendencies that she needs to deconstruct. But in psychology, we haven't found cures to NPD.

                                      ² Seeing folks as things to domesticate. Worse than the binarists gaze.

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                                      • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT [email protected]

                                        growing up with a single mom, an older sister, and a younger sister... there were only a couple word that were never acceptable

                                        I could say shit fuck asshole motherfucker and so on

                                        but the words Cnt and Btch were absolutely unacceptable

                                        I remember one time, I was about to call my little sister a B*tch and I didn't even know my mom was in the room but before I could even get the word out of my mouth, she smacked me so hard. I was like BUT THEY SAY IT ON TV SO IT MUST BE OK. Yeah that was the day I got a good lesson in how rules work for something and not for other but the rules mom makes are the only real rules you have to follow in life

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                                        Your mom sounds like a bitch

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                                        • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                                          I've been around the block a few times and I'm afraid I have to report that nerd love transcends sexual orientation.

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                                          Even the non nerds. I've dated meathead athletes who knew this stuff!

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