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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT [email protected]

    growing up with a single mom, an older sister, and a younger sister... there were only a couple word that were never acceptable

    I could say shit fuck asshole motherfucker and so on

    but the words Cnt and Btch were absolutely unacceptable

    I remember one time, I was about to call my little sister a B*tch and I didn't even know my mom was in the room but before I could even get the word out of my mouth, she smacked me so hard. I was like BUT THEY SAY IT ON TV SO IT MUST BE OK. Yeah that was the day I got a good lesson in how rules work for something and not for other but the rules mom makes are the only real rules you have to follow in life

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    Your mom sounds like a bitch

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    • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

      I've been around the block a few times and I'm afraid I have to report that nerd love transcends sexual orientation.

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      Even the non nerds. I've dated meathead athletes who knew this stuff!

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      • antibullyranger@ani.socialA [email protected]

        gf❤️ has serious insecurity issues she needs to address.

        I’m secure enough myself to add another girlfriend to my polycule. Not gf❤️ though.

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        It's funny, because I could imagine most of the girls I have nonmonogamous undefined relationships with having this interaction with me. Except that we would both know that we're being sarcastic, and many lulz would be had.

        I would assume that is also what is happening here, if I were not far more certain that this was super fake.

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        • P [email protected]

          What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what's wrong with my dogs?

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          Woah are you the OG sprog? Great to see you here!

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          • N [email protected]

            any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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            #64

            I’m a refugee from lemm.ee and I’ve been enjoying piefed.zip and the .zip lemmy instance

            Chose this one since I’ve heard (and from what I’ve seen) that like lemm.ee, the .zip instances only block the REALLY problematic stuff NSFL and illegal content, leaving it to the user to fill their own block lists rather than defederating

            Edit, also used an mbin instance, I never really liked the microblog side of the fediverse (just not my thing) and wanted to continue to use voyager app

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              any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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              #65

              The level of shit .ml, lemmygrad and hexbear users receive for no good reason leaves me always speechless.

              You shouldn’t say b.itch in person, we don’t teach kids to say it, why is it crazy to moderate them?

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                It's funny, because I could imagine most of the girls I have nonmonogamous undefined relationships with having this interaction with me. Except that we would both know that we're being sarcastic, and many lulz would be had.

                I would assume that is also what is happening here, if I were not far more certain that this was super fake.

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                I could see my wife and I having this conversation.

                I remember one infamous New Year's Eve party when she and another friend confronted me and very pointedly asked if I thought a third friend was hot. I just look at my wife with confusion. I think I even asked "is this a trap?" She smiles and reassures me that, no, this isn't a trap. So I just say, "Yes! She's hot!" The third friend immediately collapses and cries. They explained to me that the reason they did this and didn't give any context is because the third friend was having some self confidence issues and felt ugly. Meanwhile she's literally in this super amazing dress and absolutely stunning. I've always thought she was hot. (My wife and I always talk about who we find attractive, we were never so insecure as to view it as a problem.) So if they told me that before they were worried that I would just say yes to be nice or something.

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                • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                  Wait until you meet Margot Robbie and President Biden, who posted here in the early days and definitely wasn't me.

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                  #67

                  Margot Robbie, SatansMaggotyCumFart, Kolanaki, The Picard Maneuver

                  We've got a whole list of local celebs that can be met!

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                  • N [email protected]

                    Who the fuck censors removed.. You're even allowed to say removed on TV

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                    Holy shit is this a joke or did they actually remove the word bitch?

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                    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT [email protected]

                      growing up with a single mom, an older sister, and a younger sister... there were only a couple word that were never acceptable

                      I could say shit fuck asshole motherfucker and so on

                      but the words Cnt and Btch were absolutely unacceptable

                      I remember one time, I was about to call my little sister a B*tch and I didn't even know my mom was in the room but before I could even get the word out of my mouth, she smacked me so hard. I was like BUT THEY SAY IT ON TV SO IT MUST BE OK. Yeah that was the day I got a good lesson in how rules work for something and not for other but the rules mom makes are the only real rules you have to follow in life

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                      Had you been attempting to call her a fuckface with shit for brains would that have been fine?

                      That seems like an odd enforcement of rules if so, you'd think any vulgar disparaging remarks would count, or none, but to be that highly selective is odd.

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                        Bru it's snow white. The mirror said so.

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                        Fairest means lightest skin color though.

                        So, yeah, Snow is whiter than Jasmine or Moana, etc.

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                        • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                          Are they going to implement Reddit-style karma?

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                          Idk if something has changed but I think this is a baseless claim.

                          If it’s just visual gamification...we've sort of already come out against that, since we discourage karma-seeking by not displaying user's comment and post score totals.

                          (Source)

                          That is a 3 years old comment, but I can’t find anything newer (mostly looking at GitHub) suggesting Lemmy devs have any intention of adding karma

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                            Had you been attempting to call her a fuckface with shit for brains would that have been fine?

                            That seems like an odd enforcement of rules if so, you'd think any vulgar disparaging remarks would count, or none, but to be that highly selective is odd.

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                            you don't have a close relationship with a woman do you?

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                            • moseschrute@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                              Idk if something has changed but I think this is a baseless claim.

                              If it’s just visual gamification...we've sort of already come out against that, since we discourage karma-seeking by not displaying user's comment and post score totals.

                              (Source)

                              That is a 3 years old comment, but I can’t find anything newer (mostly looking at GitHub) suggesting Lemmy devs have any intention of adding karma

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                              Yeah I pretty much know that, and consider the lack of a karma score a feature not a bug of Lemmy. It's just the obvious joke to crack on the subject of a social credit score on the fediverse.

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                                Dbzer0 is pretty solid. Never had any issues with the admins, they post pro piracy shit, and they even ask for your input before implementing rule changes. It's pretty comfortable and meets my values well enough.

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                                • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                  Wait until you meet Margot Robbie and President Biden, who posted here in the early days and definitely wasn't me.

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                                  I saw Margot Robbie, but i figured they'd been asked a thousand times if they were the real Margot, and even then it wouldnt have changed my interaction, so I just left it. Are they still around?

                                  I never saw Biden, I thought his press account wod have been on bluesky

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                                    • R [email protected]

                                      They are just trying to be like the CCP, their heroes. Wait until they roll out their social credit system in upcoming Lemmy releases!

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                                      They are just trying to be like the CCP, their heroes.

                                      https://old.reddit.com/r/ChineseLanguage/comments/uob3rv/are_curse_words_censored/i8dcxjz/

                                      Well, there is a type of censorship I guess. Some apps don’t allow people to post bad words like 卧槽,and so on. So people usually abbreviate the bad words to the first letter of each pinyin. So 卧槽 becomes “wc”.

                                      This isn’t just for bad words tho, there’s many online slangs like xswl which means 笑死我了, and many more.

                                      https://quoteinvestigator.com/2021/07/12/censor/

                                      The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.

                                      --- John Gilmore, founder, Electronic Frontier Foundation

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                                      • N [email protected]

                                        any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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                                        My 2 cents is lemmy.zip. it's the most like the lost treasure that was lemm.ee. it leaves a lot of censoring up to the user

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                                          Jasmine is a total baddie 😍

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