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    Star Trek matter replicator (batteries included)

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    Hell yes infinite beans!

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      I'm putting a 100% tarrif on $1

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        It now costs $1 to buy everything that a billionaire owns

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        US government for 1 dollar? Count me in

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        • this@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

          Hell yes infinite beans!

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          500 cigarettes.

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            I can't believe you'd say that about OPs mother. Downvoted, reported, enjoy ur ban kid.

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            kid

            Did you just insult them? Counter-ban

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              kid

              Did you just insult them? Counter-ban

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              But what if they’re actually a kid?

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                My smile. Time to make the world a better place.

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                  US government for 1 dollar? Count me in

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                  Some poor sod at the US government: "Hold on! HOLD ON! We're getting hundreds of payments a minute. We need some time to verify all of the new vote orders. It's very complicated. All votes will happen in due time!"

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                  • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                    Henceforth, $1 shall cost $1. Inflation solved.

                    Does this one need a sarcasm tag? I don't like using em but this joke is going to start zero fun conversations

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                    Shrinkflation

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                      I'm trying really hard to interpret this, but I feel like I'm missing some context.

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                      there isnt one

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                      • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                        the economy

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                        Was about to say some index fund or smth.

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                          Housing.

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                          Which means house holders will buy it more

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                            Which means house holders will buy it more

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                            Legal limit of 2 per household. Illegal for corporations to own housing of any kind. Immediate sell-off mandatory.

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                              500 cigarettes.

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                              55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

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                                  Currently it costs direct air capture startup "Climeworks" about 1200 usd to remove one metric ton of CO2 from the atmosphere, the average human directly emits about 0.8 kg of CO2 a day (just through breathing).

                                  Thus, breathing costs 1 USD a day to offset using "Direct Air Capture".

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                                    Currently it costs direct air capture startup "Climeworks" about 1200 usd to remove one metric ton of CO2 from the atmosphere, the average human directly emits about 0.8 kg of CO2 a day (just through breathing).

                                    Thus, breathing costs 1 USD a day to offset using "Direct Air Capture".

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                                    It said price, not cost. Now no one will solve climate change because the price is beneath cost.

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                                      But what if they’re actually a kid?

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                                      Pretty sure that's actually a crime since kids can't be on platforms, which is why companies ban you if they find out you're under 13.

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                                        Self actualization.

                                        Boom, straight to the top, fuck you Maslow.

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                                        • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                                          there isnt one

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                                          Okay, that's pretty funny.

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