Be nice
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Hell yes infinite beans!
500 cigarettes.
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I can't believe you'd say that about OPs mother. Downvoted, reported, enjoy ur ban kid.
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Did you just insult them? Counter-ban
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kid
Did you just insult them? Counter-ban
But what if they’re actually a kid?
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My smile. Time to make the world a better place.
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US government for 1 dollar? Count me in
Some poor sod at the US government: "Hold on! HOLD ON! We're getting hundreds of payments a minute. We need some time to verify all of the new vote orders. It's very complicated. All votes will happen in due time!"
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Henceforth, $1 shall cost $1. Inflation solved.
Does this one need a sarcasm tag? I don't like using em but this joke is going to start zero fun conversations
Shrinkflation
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I'm trying really hard to interpret this, but I feel like I'm missing some context.
there isnt one
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the economy
Was about to say some index fund or smth.
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Housing.
Which means house holders will buy it more
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Which means house holders will buy it more
Legal limit of 2 per household. Illegal for corporations to own housing of any kind. Immediate sell-off mandatory.
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500 cigarettes.
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Currently it costs direct air capture startup "Climeworks" about 1200 usd to remove one metric ton of CO2 from the atmosphere, the average human directly emits about 0.8 kg of CO2 a day (just through breathing).
Thus, breathing costs 1 USD a day to offset using "Direct Air Capture".
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Currently it costs direct air capture startup "Climeworks" about 1200 usd to remove one metric ton of CO2 from the atmosphere, the average human directly emits about 0.8 kg of CO2 a day (just through breathing).
Thus, breathing costs 1 USD a day to offset using "Direct Air Capture".
It said price, not cost. Now no one will solve climate change because the price is beneath cost.
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But what if they’re actually a kid?
Pretty sure that's actually a crime since kids can't be on platforms, which is why companies ban you if they find out you're under 13.
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Self actualization.
Boom, straight to the top, fuck you Maslow.
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there isnt one
Okay, that's pretty funny.
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Sarcasm acknowledged. If it were possible, what do you think the world would look like if inflation were 0% for a few decades? I hope this is a fun conversation. If not, I'll settle for another joke, amusing anecdote or icy silence with a judgmental stare.
Time preferences would be lengthened due to lower interest rates. People would save instead of taking on more debt. It would be harder to get a loan, but your real interest rate would be lower.
Instead of deliberately encouraging consumption, everyone would buy less stuff. This would be terrible for "the economy" (rich people) but great for people who live in the environment.
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Raising a child.
That should cover like 90% of everything for everyone, even if you don't have kids.
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Bitcoin.
The USD is now backed by bitcoin and you spend small fractions of a dollar.
