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  • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

    Henceforth, $1 shall cost $1. Inflation solved.

    Does this one need a sarcasm tag? I don't like using em but this joke is going to start zero fun conversations

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    Shrinkflation

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      I'm trying really hard to interpret this, but I feel like I'm missing some context.

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      there isnt one

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      • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

        the economy

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        Was about to say some index fund or smth.

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          Housing.

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          Which means house holders will buy it more

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            Which means house holders will buy it more

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            Legal limit of 2 per household. Illegal for corporations to own housing of any kind. Immediate sell-off mandatory.

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              500 cigarettes.

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              55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

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                  Currently it costs direct air capture startup "Climeworks" about 1200 usd to remove one metric ton of CO2 from the atmosphere, the average human directly emits about 0.8 kg of CO2 a day (just through breathing).

                  Thus, breathing costs 1 USD a day to offset using "Direct Air Capture".

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                    Currently it costs direct air capture startup "Climeworks" about 1200 usd to remove one metric ton of CO2 from the atmosphere, the average human directly emits about 0.8 kg of CO2 a day (just through breathing).

                    Thus, breathing costs 1 USD a day to offset using "Direct Air Capture".

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                    It said price, not cost. Now no one will solve climate change because the price is beneath cost.

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                      But what if they’re actually a kid?

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                      Pretty sure that's actually a crime since kids can't be on platforms, which is why companies ban you if they find out you're under 13.

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                      • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR [email protected]
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                        Self actualization.

                        Boom, straight to the top, fuck you Maslow.

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                        • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                          there isnt one

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                          Okay, that's pretty funny.

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                            Sarcasm acknowledged. If it were possible, what do you think the world would look like if inflation were 0% for a few decades? I hope this is a fun conversation. If not, I'll settle for another joke, amusing anecdote or icy silence with a judgmental stare.

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                            Time preferences would be lengthened due to lower interest rates. People would save instead of taking on more debt. It would be harder to get a loan, but your real interest rate would be lower.

                            Instead of deliberately encouraging consumption, everyone would buy less stuff. This would be terrible for "the economy" (rich people) but great for people who live in the environment.

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                              Raising a child.

                              That should cover like 90% of everything for everyone, even if you don't have kids.

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                              • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                Bitcoin.

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                                The USD is now backed by bitcoin and you spend small fractions of a dollar.

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                                  The cost of all stuffed animals at a thrift shop.

                                  Then I could easily work on increasing the amount of rescues I will have. It's currently 1.5 rescue to 4 others ( purchased at a store, gift shop, gift, etcetera ).

                                  My goal to someday have more rescues than store bought would be a little easier.

                                  Oh yeah, and kids would have an easier time accessing them because $1 stuffed animals are a lot easier to convince a parent to buy than a $5.99 stuffed animal. But I don't like kids, so they were an afterthought!

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                                    That could actually make it a viable currency. Unless you mean the entirety of all bitcoin in which case lol.

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                                    I think there are cryptos that fix their value to the dollar

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                                    • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                                      Henceforth, $1 shall cost $1. Inflation solved.

                                      Does this one need a sarcasm tag? I don't like using em but this joke is going to start zero fun conversations

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                                      The genie just made 1 US Dollar equal to 1 Australian dollar. One problem solved, another created.

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                                        I didn't understand this. Could I have an example?

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                                        You want to sell an apple for 3€. That is 6 × 50 ct. For every 50 ct you ask in price you have to pay 1€. Therefore if you ask a price of 3€ for an apple you have to pay 6 × 1€ = 6€.

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                                          US government for 1 dollar? Count me in

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                                          No thanks it's gone rotten

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