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    But what if they’re actually a kid?

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    Pretty sure that's actually a crime since kids can't be on platforms, which is why companies ban you if they find out you're under 13.

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      Self actualization.

      Boom, straight to the top, fuck you Maslow.

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      • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

        there isnt one

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        Okay, that's pretty funny.

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        • R [email protected]

          Sarcasm acknowledged. If it were possible, what do you think the world would look like if inflation were 0% for a few decades? I hope this is a fun conversation. If not, I'll settle for another joke, amusing anecdote or icy silence with a judgmental stare.

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          Time preferences would be lengthened due to lower interest rates. People would save instead of taking on more debt. It would be harder to get a loan, but your real interest rate would be lower.

          Instead of deliberately encouraging consumption, everyone would buy less stuff. This would be terrible for "the economy" (rich people) but great for people who live in the environment.

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            Raising a child.

            That should cover like 90% of everything for everyone, even if you don't have kids.

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            • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

              Bitcoin.

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              The USD is now backed by bitcoin and you spend small fractions of a dollar.

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                The cost of all stuffed animals at a thrift shop.

                Then I could easily work on increasing the amount of rescues I will have. It's currently 1.5 rescue to 4 others ( purchased at a store, gift shop, gift, etcetera ).

                My goal to someday have more rescues than store bought would be a little easier.

                Oh yeah, and kids would have an easier time accessing them because $1 stuffed animals are a lot easier to convince a parent to buy than a $5.99 stuffed animal. But I don't like kids, so they were an afterthought!

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                  That could actually make it a viable currency. Unless you mean the entirety of all bitcoin in which case lol.

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                  I think there are cryptos that fix their value to the dollar

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                  • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                    Henceforth, $1 shall cost $1. Inflation solved.

                    Does this one need a sarcasm tag? I don't like using em but this joke is going to start zero fun conversations

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                    The genie just made 1 US Dollar equal to 1 Australian dollar. One problem solved, another created.

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                      I didn't understand this. Could I have an example?

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                      You want to sell an apple for 3€. That is 6 × 50 ct. For every 50 ct you ask in price you have to pay 1€. Therefore if you ask a price of 3€ for an apple you have to pay 6 × 1€ = 6€.

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                        US government for 1 dollar? Count me in

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                        No thanks it's gone rotten

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                          Raising a child.

                          That should cover like 90% of everything for everyone, even if you don't have kids.

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                          How is this hypothetical child being raised? Are we talking Capri sun here or Tropicana. Do they get an iPad?

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                            Self actualization.

                            Boom, straight to the top, fuck you Maslow.

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                            How does that work if I've still got a dead-end job though?

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                              $2 now costs $1

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                              Congrats, everything has doubled in price overnight.

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                                if inflation were 0% for a few decades

                                "You obviously know nothing of how the real world works."

                                Was going to type a whole bullshit essay with random made up stats and facts to make your idle question look malicious and uninformed, but I just cant be arsed. Can we just pretend I was a cunt for mild chuckles?

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                                Bullshit essays for a joke are one of the few legit use cases for LLMs imo

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                                  How is this hypothetical child being raised? Are we talking Capri sun here or Tropicana. Do they get an iPad?

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                                  Ipad is 2 dollars.

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                                  • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                                    Henceforth, $1 shall cost $1. Inflation solved.

                                    Does this one need a sarcasm tag? I don't like using em but this joke is going to start zero fun conversations

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                                    A dollar always costs one dollar. What changes is the price of goods.

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                                    • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

                                      A dollar always costs one dollar. What changes is the price of goods.

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                                      Don't make me tap the sign

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                                        Thanks for the response. You gave me a lot to think about, so I opened the Wikipedia article on fiat money. The part on history was pretty cool:

                                        Link

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                                        Indeed very interesting. Honestly, it still seems that the reason for inflation is “not backed by real good and something else we don’t quite understand”, in particular considering the examples of bills of credit in North America

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                                          Don't make me tap the sign

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                                          Tapping the sign now costs $1.

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