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      Well, if they're suffering from shock, I guess giving them a drink is about the only thing there that's really going to help them by increasing fluid volume, though not by much. Contraindicated because they might need surgery and might choke, though.

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        Well, if they're suffering from shock, I guess giving them a drink is about the only thing there that's really going to help them by increasing fluid volume, though not by much. Contraindicated because they might need surgery and might choke, though.

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        And good luck telling the cops that the victim got drunk after the crash.

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          I had to suppress my laughter in a quiet open office. “Mate” really is a force multiplier here.

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            Make them play Tetris

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              Give them another drink

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                Also: find the most critically injured person and ask them if they are alright.

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                    Subscribed.

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                      Obviously correct. What did he win ?

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                        On the UK theory test, this question used to have an answer of "offer them a cigarette".

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