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Well that didn't work out as planned

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  • ook@discuss.tchncs.deO [email protected]

    The one thing I do not like about Lemmy: the insane amount of boomer humour here.

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    Mine is the users that always share two types of content: "I am mentally ill!" And also "isn't this super cute?"

    We get it, you're super quirky.

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      Bad negotiator, implying that he got a bad deal on the bus? Implying that he owns the bus that he drives? Is this another US thing where employers require you to purchase the vehicle before you can work for them?

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      Pretty sure that's not a thing anywhere

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      • ook@discuss.tchncs.deO [email protected]

        The one thing I do not like about Lemmy: the insane amount of boomer humour here.

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        This is on a shit post comm. Different strokes and all but looks pretty shit post to me.

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        • B [email protected]

          "You have one minute and forty-five seconds to ask questions, go."

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          Can I drive the bus?

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            Bad negotiator, implying that he got a bad deal on the bus? Implying that he owns the bus that he drives? Is this another US thing where employers require you to purchase the vehicle before you can work for them?

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            Is this another US thing where employers require you to purchase the vehicle before you can work for them?

            Not bus drivers, but some truckers are owner/operators.

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              so he has a stable job that helps children (and by proxy their families) with daily life. that sounds pretty hot to me?

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              Only children take the bus?

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                Bad negotiator, implying that he got a bad deal on the bus? Implying that he owns the bus that he drives? Is this another US thing where employers require you to purchase the vehicle before you can work for them?

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                maybe this is how uber or space karen or whoever expects their "totally not a bus" bus service to work

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                • anunusualrelic@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                  Only children take the bus?

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                  good point; i was thinking school bus. he could also have a stable job ensuring everyone has transportation in his community. still kinda hot

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                    What’s wrong with a bus driver?

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                    • jomiran@lemmy.mlJ [email protected]

                      Tell me you live in an area without public transportation without telling me that you live in an area without public transportation.

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                      America moment? The only busses which exist are school busses.

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                        Reminds me of an ad from over a decade ago. (For those who speak German: youtube, sorry, I want able to get an invidious Link working )

                        A woman is sitting at a bar, and a man in a suit comes up and sits right next to her, taps his car keys on the table, and then lays them on the table and moves them towards her.

                        "400 horsepower, 12 cylinders, top speed 296..." He nods proudly. "Tomorrow evening 7 o'clock?"

                        She grabs a large key on her keychain and shows it to him: "10,877 horsepower, top speed 330, tomorrow morning, 8:43..." She puts the key on the table and pushes it next to his key. "...track 7".

                        The ad was from the German railroad attempting to recruit drivers.

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                        • ook@discuss.tchncs.deO [email protected]

                          The one thing I do not like about Lemmy: the insane amount of boomer humour here.

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                          Just something to think about!!!

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                          • A [email protected]

                            good point; i was thinking school bus. he could also have a stable job ensuring everyone has transportation in his community. still kinda hot

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                            But even you admit he went from pretty hot to kinda hot...

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                              Can I drive the bus?

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                              Absolutely fucking not.

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                                It's hot 🥵

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                                • ook@discuss.tchncs.deO [email protected]

                                  The one thing I do not like about Lemmy: the insane amount of boomer humour here.

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                                  OP is doing his best

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                                    Why does a railroad need drivers? I'd think it would be more about keeping an eye on the machines, especially at 330MPH

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                                      so he has a stable job that helps children (and by proxy their families) with daily life. that sounds pretty hot to me?

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                                      Man school bus driver is not stable work lol. That shit is fucked.

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                                        Why does a railroad need drivers? I'd think it would be more about keeping an eye on the machines, especially at 330MPH

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                                        330kph, given this is Europe

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                                        • B [email protected]

                                          Why does a railroad need drivers? I'd think it would be more about keeping an eye on the machines, especially at 330MPH

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                                          As @myotheraccount mentioned, this is 330km/h, but yes, they still need drivers. On the high speed lines, the train can do quite a bit on its own, but you still need a driver to take care of the stops at stations, for non-high speed sections which generally don't have the automation infrastructure, and for the case the something doesn't work or go as intended.

                                          There's not much of a need to "keep an eye on the machines", they're pretty sturdy, made to go at that speed and have gone through a number of tests to ensure everything works the way it should. Unless we're doing a test run, but that's another story.

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