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  • S [email protected]

    I disagree. These companies aren't total morons. I'm sure they've studied this thing exhaustively and calculated a slighter higher shrink and machine maintenance was cheaper than paying cashiers. Keep in mind, at the low end of the pay scale, the employer's total cost is nearly double the wage paid.

    Some places may call the cops, but I'd bet that's a rare event. Look at it from the cop's point of view, they're going to get sick of that petty shit in a hurry, start slowing their roll when the store calls. Want an annoyed police force when your store has an actual emergency?

    Most places in America, the big chains anyway, seem to have policies like I was trained with at Lowe's. No cops unless it's an emergency or they stole something huge like a $4,000 mower, and even then, call after they've left and give the cops the license plate pic. Never accuse a customer, not even an implication. Never block a thief from exiting or back them into a corner. They gave us some pretty slick tips on approaching someone we suspected, mainly consisting of chatting to make 'em nervous.

    Always keep in mind when you see some crazy shit like the article you read, that makes news precisely because it's crazy shit.

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    I was tired and hung over once and got checked at self-checkout, apparently forgot to scan two items. Probably looked incredibly suspicious.

    Told the girl I simply forgot, she said 'ok', added the items, and let me leave. Never had issues since, didn't get checked more regularly after that or anything.

    So, yeah, they almost certainly just take into account people (deliberately) forgetting.

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      Reminds me of this Bill Burr clip.

      "You know what I hate about these corporate chains? You go in there you're paying for a business, they make you like do half the job now. I don't get it. Like I walk in there,

      - Hey, lemme get a turkey sandwich. Lettuce, tomato, on rye, with mayonnaise.

      The guy behind the counter's like,

      - All right, turkey sandwich, lettuce, tomato, on rye.

      - And mayonnaise.

      - Oh, the mayonnaise is, uuh, right over there.

      - Really? Why don't you, UUH, fucking GO OVER THERE and, UUH, put it on my sandwich?"

      (Yeah I just wrote that out. Why? Fuck you I don't have to explain myself to you.)

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      • F [email protected]

        With a cashier, I can start packing while they scan, which is way faster

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        Yes but you often have to wait to get to the cashier

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        • S [email protected]

          Here in NZ, the self checkout is the preferred option for any amount of shopping. It's so much quicker and you don't have to engage in pointless small talk. I just got home from doing some grocery shopping and they had about 10 self checkouts and maybe 2 or 3 human ones that nobody was using.

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          Australia also.

          At the larger chains they're pretty good now.

          Its rare you need assistance and there's always someone hovering around.

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            A collection of some free online testing tools url:https://vanderbiltassessment.com/

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            • K [email protected]

              I suppose you might also leave trash at your seat in a movie theater or restaurant. After all, cleaning up is someone else's job and you don't even work there. Plus, you can pat yourself on the back for contributing to that person's job security with your added burden like some of the people here.

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              That's not the same, in OP's case you're doing the business’s job for free so some rich fuck can get richer by fucking over both the workers and the customers, while in the other case not littering is basic social responsibility, not labor substitution.

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                And I always prefer machines over humans

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                Well then I have some very good news to you about your future.

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                  Yo, recommend me a beer! I don't like hazy stuff but everything else is on the menu.

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                  Look, I don't know where you live, your standards, or your money situation, so it's a tricky ask. For me I drink the cheapest shit because I drink a lot of it, but I recently went to Laos, and they had a beer, like basically the only beer they have, called Beerlao, which is partly made with rice, and it's fucking FANTASTIC.

                  If you can find that shit on the shelves, try it out. Though tariffs just hit Laos exports with 50% so, my advice stands- buy the cheapest shit possible and drink a lot of it because what is about to unfold in the world will require you to be drunk or dead to endure it.

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                  • K [email protected]

                    I suppose you might also leave trash at your seat in a movie theater or restaurant. After all, cleaning up is someone else's job and you don't even work there. Plus, you can pat yourself on the back for contributing to that person's job security with your added burden like some of the people here.

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                    That's not the same, in OP's case it's about the store outsourcing the work onto the customer while cutting labor costs so some rich fuck can get slightly richer, while not littering is a matter of basic social responsibility, not a labor situation.

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                      Yes but you often have to wait to get to the cashier

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                      A non issue. You'll often have to wait anyway.

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                        With a cashier, I can start packing while they scan, which is way faster

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                        At self checkout, I pack while I scan, and then I have control over the order of scanning and packing.

                        It does suck that places are opting to have self checkout in exclusion to checkout lanes, but for the people that don't like self checkout just don't use it when you have the choice.

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                          What does that have to do with taking away jobs? A lot of jobs are meaningless doesn't mean you help corporations save a buck.

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                          Support UBI, then meaningless jobs don't matter.

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                            Aww. πŸ˜›

                            Well, I know this doesn't help, but you know you're never going to get over this without messing up a few times, yeah?

                            When I learned to sing, I was so overcome with embarrassment that I could barely do it in a big building I knew was empty (I was the closing manager for a while). I only got over that feeling by singing anyway. I would get loud, my voice would crack, I would stop and apologize to the ghosts nearby, and then I'd steel myself and try again. This built a lot of confidence, though. I learned not to fear the embarrassment and eventually stopped feeling it altogether.

                            If this matters at all: to the right kinds of people, being a little embarrassed is endearing anyway. I would help somebody learn the self-checkout if they didn't know.

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                            Thanks for your kind message. Fear of embarrassment is really something that holds us back

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                              I am surprised about how many people prefer self checkout. Since AI is taboo to use but replacing a worker with self checkout is okay. Kind of a weird dynamic on the platform.

                              Self checkout βœ…
                              AI ❌

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                                I am surprised about how many people prefer self checkout. Since AI is taboo to use but replacing a worker with self checkout is okay. Kind of a weird dynamic on the platform.

                                Self checkout βœ…
                                AI ❌

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                                Seems pretty clear to me... There's no LLM involved in self-checkout (not yet at least... ugh).

                                Short to no line βœ…

                                Not having to interact with another human βœ…

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                                • S [email protected]

                                  I AM the human cashier when I do self-checkout. People don't care WHO or what does it, they themselves just don't want to.

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                                  Do what, drag a barcode over a flat surface and put an item in a bag? Oh no.

                                  I'll do that all day if it means I don't need to interact with anyone.

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                                    Uhh yeah there's a camera there now, and literally my local grocery store of choice, Food Lion, fucking shows you your ass on its display screen. Which is basically saying "Fucking do it mother fucker, we dare you, we double dog dare you."

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                                    You could probably do it if you never plan on entering that store ever again.

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                                      Cashiers are fast. I don't want to search for the catalog number for all my produce. The cashiers have it memorized

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                                      Cashiers are fast.

                                      Not always

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                                        Most produce has a sticker with the code on it and most stores have now made it to where you can just scan the little sticker barcode anyways.

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                                        Yeah... Or if not, just ring it up as the cheaper version of the same (or similar) vegetable. Pro-tip.

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                                          I am surprised about how many people prefer self checkout. Since AI is taboo to use but replacing a worker with self checkout is okay. Kind of a weird dynamic on the platform.

                                          Self checkout βœ…
                                          AI ❌

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                                          self-chackout is often faster. Also, earier to shoplift.

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