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Should get a discount or something

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  • L [email protected]

    Still ought to be discounted since it's eliminating jobs.

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    there's a five finger discount

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    • C [email protected]

      I've heard self checkout is terrible in the US, however in Europe they're generally pretty nice

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      idk why people say it's bad! even at fucking Walmart i don't have issues

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      • B [email protected]

        You support taking away jobs

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        if you wanna know my actual beliefs on the matter, people shouldn't have to do meaningless labor to live

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        • O [email protected]

          UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA. Sorry, Jandro, I'm not here to get yelled at by a clanker.

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          maybe I'm just lucky, but I've never had that particular issue. the only time it's been slightly annoying is if I'm buying alcohol and the people watching self checkout are busy, and other than that, they're easy to use. I don't buy huge chunks of groceries at a time, though, ad I imagine large shops would be annoying

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          • watson387@sopuli.xyzW [email protected]

            "Please place the item in the bagging area!!!"

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            Kroger πŸ˜‚

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            • N [email protected]

              Speak for yourself

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              I mean the level of pressure is lower elsewhere than in Germany, of course it's still easy to feel anxious anywhere

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              • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                fun fact: you can get a discount at a self-checkout! grocery stores hate this one trick!

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                UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA! 😑

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                • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                  fun fact: you can get a discount at a self-checkout! grocery stores hate this one trick!

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                  Yeah, better pay cash n wear a mask tho. They are starting to bust people for that.

                  https://www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/self-checkout-machine-retail-theft-shopping/64244074

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                  • V [email protected]

                    I know I'm in the minority

                    Dude look around the comment section. 90% talk about prefering self checkout

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                    Lemmy doesn't exactly reflect the general population.

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                    • F [email protected]

                      How can you be faster when you have to both scan and bag everything, whereas at the human checkout you only have to bag?

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                      Because I worked as a package clerk as a kid, some 30 years ago. They spent a week training us to be cashiers and how to pack groceries as optimally and quickly as possible. And most places around here, the timing of the cashier is not good, especially since we usually have to pack our own groceries anyway.

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                      • P [email protected]

                        Y'know that grocery stores could simply staff enough checkout registers and then all this self-checkout time-savings goes away, right? The stores - following the airline model - created a problem for the consumer (long checkout lines due to understaffing) and then effectively sold the customer the solution (you do your own labor, but grocery prices stay the same).

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                        "If" in one hand, shit in the other. Which fills up first?

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                        • P [email protected]

                          I mean the level of pressure is lower elsewhere than in Germany, of course it's still easy to feel anxious anywhere

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                          You say it's not a thing anywhere else, but you also say it's easy to feel that way anywhere. Those two statements aren't congruent

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                            […] Me: "I don't work here"

                            This gives me big "ok boomer" vibes. Instead of this, imo, snarky response, could you not simply politely say that you prefer a human cashier?

                            Remember the human.

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                              Self check out is faster especially since I can scan the items when I’m picking them off the shelves. The faster I can be outside and spend less time in those kind of commercial spaces the better. And no I don’t have agoraphobia. I just fucking hate the vibes of most stores.

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                              • J [email protected]

                                if you wanna know my actual beliefs on the matter, people shouldn't have to do meaningless labor to live

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                                What does that have to do with taking away jobs? A lot of jobs are meaningless doesn't mean you help corporations save a buck.

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                                  This is what I tell my boyfriend anytime there's a line at the cash register but not self-check out

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                                  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                                    fun fact: you can get a discount at a self-checkout! grocery stores hate this one trick!

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                                    Uhh yeah there's a camera there now, and literally my local grocery store of choice, Food Lion, fucking shows you your ass on its display screen. Which is basically saying "Fucking do it mother fucker, we dare you, we double dog dare you."

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                                    • B [email protected]

                                      I've never been able to do that. It seems like it always gets me on weight. Any tips?

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                                      Grab two items, scan only one barcode. That's all I can say. /s

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                                        And I always prefer machines over humans

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                                          Just accidentally drop and break a gallon of milk on the self checkout machine. Then a human who isn't paid enough to live will take its place.

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