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      they're acting like you have extra money to spend or something, they should know better

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        they're acting like you have extra money to spend or something, they should know better

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        Like they are spending their money, and not advertisers’

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          Amazon started showing me ads for appliances and I’m worried they know something about my washing machine that I don’t.

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            Marketing is all about explaining why it's a good thing that your campaign have negative ROI and about taking credits for things that would happen even without the ads. The rest is hype.

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              Me - Buys one hairdryer

              ADs for the next 3 weeks - HEY DO YOU WANT A HAIRDRYER!

              How many hairdryers do they think a gal buys??!!

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                i hate eggs and regularly type/say that and always get ads for eggs

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                  Amazon started showing me ads for appliances and I’m worried they know something about my washing machine that I don’t.

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                  Puts on tinfoil hat

                  There's a good chance Amazon has been inside your house and inspected your washing machine without your knowledge or consent...

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                    FWIW, there's no way JARVIS doesn't rock a bleeding-edge filtration suite, but I feel ya on this every time I have to use someone else's device.

                    FFS, humans. How do y'all live like that?! 🥹😱🤢

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                      Puts on tinfoil hat

                      There's a good chance Amazon has been inside your house and inspected your washing machine without your knowledge or consent...

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                      Is the Amazon in the room with us right now?

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                        Targeted ads worked much better when they were about the page you were looking at.

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                          Ah, no problem. They are also selling your data to companies planning to replace you at work and companies doing automatic target-determination for military all over the world.

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                            Me - Buys one hairdryer

                            ADs for the next 3 weeks - HEY DO YOU WANT A HAIRDRYER!

                            How many hairdryers do they think a gal buys??!!

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                            10-15 years ago:

                            Me: Buys a gaming PC

                            Ads: Here's a local pizza delivery service. Want to order?

                            Fine, somewhat related at least.

                            Today:

                            Me: Buys a gaming PC

                            Ads: what about this gaming PC? Or that one? Maybe this upgrade kit (worse specs than what I bought) is interesting? Like this PSU/CPU/RAM/graphics card/...? Hot gamer singles in your area want to...

                            Ah, fuck Off!

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                              This isn't a meme

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                                I know I'm winning when it serves an ad in a language I don't speak

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                                  You guys see ads? 😬

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                                    i hate eggs and regularly type/say that and always get ads for eggs

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                                    Must love eggs with how many times they type the word eggs!

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                                      Marketing is all about explaining why it's a good thing that your campaign have negative ROI and about taking credits for things that would happen even without the ads. The rest is hype.

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                                      I am convinced that about one-half the money I spend for advertising is wasted, but I have never been able to decide which half.
                                      https://quoteinvestigator.com/2022/04/11/advertising/

                                      Personally, it has always struck me that half is wildly optimistic. Still, (frustratingly) it seems the case that some marketing is correlated with some success in business.

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                                        I bought myself anew mirror for my bathroom and anew shower head and I’ve been getting countless ads for beauty products and treatments to look better and feel sexy. FYI I’m a 42 year old man that’s on the chubby side… really helping me out with my low self esteem there algorithm…😐

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                                          This isn't a meme

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