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Look, I'm not saying it would be *right*.

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  • pugjesus@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
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    Look, I'm not saying it would be right.

    But if some Danish Viking girls want to sail upriver, plunder and burn my city, and carry me off as American war booty, given how this fucking country is going, I won't object.

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    • pugjesus@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

      Look, I'm not saying it would be right.

      But if some Danish Viking girls want to sail upriver, plunder and burn my city, and carry me off as American war booty, given how this fucking country is going, I won't object.

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      It'd take 6 Viking women just to pick your fat ass up off the computer chair.

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        It'd take 6 Viking women just to pick your fat ass up off the computer chair.

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        No worries, I'm of the rare species of Thin American. I weigh less than, statistically speaking, the average Danish woman.

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        • pugjesus@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

          Look, I'm not saying it would be right.

          But if some Danish Viking girls want to sail upriver, plunder and burn my city, and carry me off as American war booty, given how this fucking country is going, I won't object.

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          Which part of boycott do you not get? No Viking girls want your American ass 🤮

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            Which part of boycott do you not get? No Viking girls want your American ass 🤮

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            Damn, I was hoping that theft was still okay, just not purchase 😔

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              Which part of boycott do you not get? No Viking girls want your American ass 🤮

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              He missed that boycott includes "boy"

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                He missed that boycott includes "boy"

                pugjesus@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
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                fuck, how did I miss that

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                • pugjesus@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                  No worries, I'm of the rare species of Thin American. I weigh less than, statistically speaking, the average Danish woman.

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                  I deem you a threat to Ozempic/Wegovy maker NovoNordisk - we thought we had an engine for infinite growth when we decided to monetize fat yanks, but you had to go and stay thin, didn't ya!

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                    I deem you a threat to Ozempic/Wegovy maker NovoNordisk - we thought we had an engine for infinite growth when we decided to monetize fat yanks, but you had to go and stay thin, didn't ya!

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                    Not only that, I only support universal healthcare to break the death-grip of the Danish Menace(tm) on our sugary-snack-gorged throats!

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                    • pugjesus@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                      Not only that, I only support universal healthcare to break the death-grip of the Danish Menace(tm) on our sugary-snack-gorged throats!

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                      Did I mention that Novo also produces insulin? You're basically a double menace, the king kindly asks you to take it down a notch... or else!

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                      • pugjesus@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                        No worries, I'm of the rare species of Thin American. I weigh less than, statistically speaking, the average Danish woman.

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                        Calling Danish women "Fat mammas" is not earning you any brownie points.

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                          Calling Danish women "Fat mammas" is not earning you any brownie points.

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                          I'm not calling them fat, I'm just saying I'm a waif who wavers in the wind, I swear 😭

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                            I'm not calling them fat, I'm just saying I'm a waif who wavers in the wind, I swear 😭

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                            Thanks for teaching me a new word: Waif
                            I hope you're doing better in the UK now. You left just in time my friend.

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                              Thanks for teaching me a new word: Waif
                              I hope you're doing better in the UK now. You left just in time my friend.

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                              In the UK? I'm in the US. I'm stuck here.

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                                In the UK? I'm in the US. I'm stuck here.

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                                I'm stuck here.

                                until the Danish women come

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                                  Thanks for teaching me a new word: Waif
                                  I hope you're doing better in the UK now. You left just in time my friend.

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                                  That’s the other Lemmy slut lol

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                                    I'm stuck here.

                                    until the Danish women come

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                                    Inshallah!

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                                    • pugjesus@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                                      Damn, I was hoping that theft was still okay, just not purchase 😔

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                                      Theft is the way, but most of us sailing the high seas are no hot viking girls, I must say. Sorry.

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                                      • pugjesus@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                                        In the UK? I'm in the US. I'm stuck here.

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                                        Sorry, my bad, too many beers tonight

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                                          That’s the other Lemmy slut lol

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                                          Bingo, lol

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