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      Two people told me the salad I was making at the grocery store salad bar looked good. I was like damn. I’m really good at making salads.

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        I once had 1500 upvotes on Reddit for something, don't even remember what. I'm a celebrity now.

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          Man here, I am still riding the following highs:

          2 months ago, a cashier told me that my leather jacket was cool

          ~5 years ago, another cashier said she thought my outfit looked was nice

          ~7 years ago, a clerk at a deli told me that I had a nice voice

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            I once had 1500 upvotes on Reddit for something, don't even remember what. I'm a celebrity now.

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            I remember my first 500+ updoot post like it was yesterday:

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              Man here, I am still riding the following highs:

              2 months ago, a cashier told me that my leather jacket was cool

              ~5 years ago, another cashier said she thought my outfit looked was nice

              ~7 years ago, a clerk at a deli told me that I had a nice voice

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              I bought a new hat about 5 years ago. In the first year, I had a young woman tell me she liked my hat (random passerby in a supermarket), but she giggled as she said it. I spent the next long while wondering if she was being genuine and she was just nervous about saying something, or if she was making fun of me and had said it ironically. (She was with someone else, so that seemed to make the latter more likely).

              A few months ago, an elderly woman at the pharmacy told me she liked my hat, and that one I knew was genuine.

              I haven't left the house without that hat since. Still riding that high, too.

              In 2011, I worked at a company that was near a small local sandwich shop, and I'd go in there frequently for lunch. At one point, when I got back to the office, I found that they clerks had written in sharpie on the bag something to the effect of, "You're always so bright and cheery when you come in here, we love your attitude!" Made my year. I still have that bag in a box in the closet.

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                I bought a new hat about 5 years ago. In the first year, I had a young woman tell me she liked my hat (random passerby in a supermarket), but she giggled as she said it. I spent the next long while wondering if she was being genuine and she was just nervous about saying something, or if she was making fun of me and had said it ironically. (She was with someone else, so that seemed to make the latter more likely).

                A few months ago, an elderly woman at the pharmacy told me she liked my hat, and that one I knew was genuine.

                I haven't left the house without that hat since. Still riding that high, too.

                In 2011, I worked at a company that was near a small local sandwich shop, and I'd go in there frequently for lunch. At one point, when I got back to the office, I found that they clerks had written in sharpie on the bag something to the effect of, "You're always so bright and cheery when you come in here, we love your attitude!" Made my year. I still have that bag in a box in the closet.

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                Nice, I am thinking about getting a boater hat for the summer, I have always liked them...

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                  Nice, I am thinking about getting a boater hat for the summer, I have always liked them...

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                  I've always thought men look great in hats. Not baseball caps, but actual classy hats. I'd say go for it, man!

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                    I once had 1500 upvotes on Reddit for something, don't even remember what. I'm a celebrity now.

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                    I managed to get 1,200 upvotes here on Lemmy 2 years ago during the Reddit API fiasco on my old lemmy.world account so I'm a super star as well :3

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                      It’s about exposure potential and ease. Saying it in real life is harder and much less likely. You are also exposed to a fraction of the amount of people. Not disagreeing but that’s why

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                        Dude I get pumped for even a few upvotes here, especially if it's something I'm enthusiastic about. That shit goes far with me 😊 I love you dorks

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                          I think the reason why being complimented by strangers feels so nice is because it used to happen to you as a kid alllll the time. Happens to my kids all the time for dumb shit you’d never compliment an adult for. I bet people take that for granted when they are kids and only notice it’s missing when it stops happening to them as they get older.

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                            Man here, I am still riding the following highs:

                            2 months ago, a cashier told me that my leather jacket was cool

                            ~5 years ago, another cashier said she thought my outfit looked was nice

                            ~7 years ago, a clerk at a deli told me that I had a nice voice

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                            Come to any part of China that isnt Beijing, Shanghai, Shenzhen. You can be the most average looking American and even in the most scenic locations on the planet random folks will ask to take pictures with you or just of you and tell you youre beautiful.

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                              I remember my first 500+ updoot post like it was yesterday:

                              ::: spoiler Immature content

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                              I guess it's CUNT after all.

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                                Dude I get pumped for even a few upvotes here, especially if it's something I'm enthusiastic about. That shit goes far with me 😊 I love you dorks

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                                Awww we love you too!

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                                  I bought a new hat about 5 years ago. In the first year, I had a young woman tell me she liked my hat (random passerby in a supermarket), but she giggled as she said it. I spent the next long while wondering if she was being genuine and she was just nervous about saying something, or if she was making fun of me and had said it ironically. (She was with someone else, so that seemed to make the latter more likely).

                                  A few months ago, an elderly woman at the pharmacy told me she liked my hat, and that one I knew was genuine.

                                  I haven't left the house without that hat since. Still riding that high, too.

                                  In 2011, I worked at a company that was near a small local sandwich shop, and I'd go in there frequently for lunch. At one point, when I got back to the office, I found that they clerks had written in sharpie on the bag something to the effect of, "You're always so bright and cheery when you come in here, we love your attitude!" Made my year. I still have that bag in a box in the closet.

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                                  What kind of hat was it?

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                                    Two people told me the salad I was making at the grocery store salad bar looked good. I was like damn. I’m really good at making salads.

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                                    Don't knock yourself down! I'm sure your glitter is great too!

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                                      Dude I get pumped for even a few upvotes here, especially if it's something I'm enthusiastic about. That shit goes far with me 😊 I love you dorks

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                                      You silly goose! We love you too.

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                                        If "social media" is telling you that, then stop seeing "social media". Only spend time with those that pump you up.

                                        You are wonderful, just the way you are.

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                                          Come to any part of China that isnt Beijing, Shanghai, Shenzhen. You can be the most average looking American and even in the most scenic locations on the planet random folks will ask to take pictures with you or just of you and tell you youre beautiful.

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                                          Can confirm. In Chengdu and Guilin, last week. And right, my only distinguishing feature is being 6 foot, 2 inches. 😊

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