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  • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

    Just your nearest NYC stone quarry will do

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    Next you'll be telling me there are active oil wells in downtown Los Angeles.

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    • Q [email protected]

      This has to be a joke...right?

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      Hardly anything I post in this community is serious lol

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      • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

        Just your nearest NYC stone quarry will do

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        (This is what Howard Roarke actually believes)

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        • tuckerm@feddit.onlineT [email protected]

          Reposting what I said on Mastodon, since a few people seem to be falling for this one:

          [...] but this looks like satire, and searching for that poster's name suggests that he's not being serious here.
          Case in point: he has a blog that shows he's not a Trumper.
          https://drewpavlou.substack.com/p/maga-maoism-trumpism-as-a-third-world

          Conservatives have a hard time understanding satire (article about this), let's make sure progressives don't become the same way. (I know, it's hard, especially when a lot of conservative opinions are indistinguishable from satire.)

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          I gotta agree with Samus12345 on this one. This really does look like something conservatives would post unironically kinda like that pride month = demon meme with an ai generated rainbow Satan goat head that makes pride month look so much more badass than they were trying to show.

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            Remember when they were doing it to AOC as well, sexualized her as some.kind of domanatrix

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            They secretly want to bang her.

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              Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

              Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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              I'm not right wing enough to be a liberal, but it's the future I want too

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                This has to be a joke...right?

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                Unfortunately right wing people posting obvious femdom art as political propaganda is a time honored American tradition. Sometimes it seems self aware, others you're just praying they're playing a joke straight

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                  Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                  Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                  If the Republicans would not project their own sexual fantasies everywhere...

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                  • S [email protected]

                    That's what happens if you let LLMs talk with each other for too long without human intervention.

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                    LLMs or Republicans. There is not much difference in IQ.

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                    • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                      Good question, I personally am not a fan. I'd much prefer she be wearing something sexy and practical that she knows drives me insane. I'm just old-fashioned I guess. Also, I don't particularly like heels either, sure they look nice but they fuck up your feet. I need me a woman with nice feet.

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                      Call me old fashioned but I just like a nice leather dress and a sweetly sadistic smile.

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                      • G [email protected]

                        They secretly want to bang her.

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                        Is that supposed to be secret?

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                          The future conservatives want is the same except it's men in fashy uniforms. We don't even have to speculate or joke; it's exactly how mines are run in countries without worker protections.

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                          They arent even springing for Hugo boss this time around…

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                            This doesn't seem very osha friendly

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                            Don't worry her heels have steel toes and slip resistant soles

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                              Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                              Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                              Ay yo...?

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                                Is that supposed to be secret?

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                                They think it is, but we all know it.

                                The only way I would want to bang a Republican congress person would be across their face, with a bat.

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                                  If you don't want to be the whipped, simply transition to F and become the whipper

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                                  Can i have both though?

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                                    Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                                    Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                                    Strange, I swear trumps regime was the one who wants to put half the populous into camps.

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                                      Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                                      Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                                      Is Zohran's wife way cooler than we thought? It looks like it has the girls from those cool clubs in movies that I have yet to find in real life.

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                                        If the Republicans would not project their own sexual fantasies everywhere...

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                                        Right? My first thought is that there’d be a long line of repressed Republican WASPs, officials and regular people, lined up for this place.

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                                          Latex is vegan though

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                                          TIL natural latex exists, until now I just assumed it was all synthetic. Also, apparently opium is technically latex?

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