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    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30575687

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      cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30575687

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      Moms a real looker.

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        cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30575687

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        Why does your mom enter your room at 2:00?

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          cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30575687

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          in the transynvanied castle. straight up "stoking it" . and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My bram

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            Wait your are doing it wrong.

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              Why does your mom enter your room at 2:00?

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              My mom had kidney disease. She was on dialysis for a long time, meaning that for most of the night she was attached by catheter to a machine. My room was the closest to hers, so more than once she needed something in the middle of the night but was unable to travel far enough to get it, thus knocking on my door and requesting assistance. As I was a teenager at the time, at least once I was stoking my bram.

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                Moms a real looker.

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                No wonder you do it twice a day.

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                  No wonder you do it twice a day.

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                  Twice before lunch to be accurate

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                    My mom had kidney disease. She was on dialysis for a long time, meaning that for most of the night she was attached by catheter to a machine. My room was the closest to hers, so more than once she needed something in the middle of the night but was unable to travel far enough to get it, thus knocking on my door and requesting assistance. As I was a teenager at the time, at least once I was stoking my bram.

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                    I was half expecting hell in a cell

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                      I was half expecting hell in a cell

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                      I thought his mom was going to jack him off. Sorry!

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