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  • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

    Kinda weir not seeing a mention to moths in this post, coming from you.

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      I consider ww3 started back in 22 when Russia invaded ukraine, like how ww2 should count from when japan invaded china

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      So then 2014?

      Meanwhile Myanmar is going through hell and 95% of the population can't find it on a map

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      • tropicaldingdong@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

        World War: The animated series

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        Historians will argue whether this is canon or not

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        • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

          what if it was rebranded as "world war :3"?

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          We have completed our very successful attack on the three Nuclear sites in Iran :3 A full payload of HUGS was dropped on the primary site, Fordow uwu All planes are safely on their way home with cookies! NOW IS THE TIME FOR CUDDLES! Thank you for your attention to this matter ^_^

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          • lustyargonianmana@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

            https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/jy2766

            Read that. They planned to have him elected and to do this the whole time. They needed a WW3 scapegoat.

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            It's talks about Russia and Iran doing some bad things and doing some sanctions. I'm not sure what you're getting at with this?

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            • rapchee@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

              you like what you like but the drifting car chase is just so painfully stupid

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              Yeah cause the rest of the fast franchise is so grounded and serious, don't they go into space in one of these, I mean come on

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                You think THAT'S an unpopular opinion? I personally think that they should never even have made the first one.

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                KOLANAKI

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                • sixty@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                  KOLANAKI

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                  ..ok? 🤷

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                  • sommerset@thelemmy.clubS [email protected]

                    Lol. Iran has a strategic defence treaty with china.
                    Why do u think their cargo planes fly in?
                    Why do u think Trump had a Freudian slip and said ground invasion might be needed - he was told bombing will do jack.
                    Israel is running out of air defence at this point.

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                    Brother, you can't say "Iran and Russia have a defense pact" and then laugh and pivot to China after I point out Russia is not going to be able to make good on that pact. You haven't earned the right to be arrogant if you never mentioned China in your first comment. I wasn't talking about China. But now that your mention China.....

                    China is not currently interested in a proxy war to defend a middle eastern ally of convenience. They're gearing up to invade Taiwan. They will leave Iran to fend for itself, like how Russia let Syria collapse.

                    In all likelihood, Iran is gonna be forced to just take the L and do a bit of posturing.

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                    • sommerset@thelemmy.clubS [email protected]

                      Lol. Iran has a strategic defence treaty with china.
                      Why do u think their cargo planes fly in?
                      Why do u think Trump had a Freudian slip and said ground invasion might be needed - he was told bombing will do jack.
                      Israel is running out of air defence at this point.

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                      China hasn't said shit. They're very busy trying to avoid interrupting Trump

                      All China has to do is not collapse for a few years, and they get to be the global superpower. And the trade war has helped unify them while also making stronger ties to US allies

                      They've been handed everything they want on a silver platter, they're not giving up the Chinese century for Iran

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                      • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                        War ME, War XP, War Vista, then we can have World War 7.

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                        War 8 with a large regional sub-conflict called War 8+
                        War X (pronounced ten) which revolutionizes warfare. You’re gonna love it.
                        Gets renamed into War Xs but nothing much is new.
                        Kicks back into War 11 and local conflict War 11 Pro which is smaller than the regional War 11 Pro Max though honestly, they’re all the same.

                        Eventually gets rebranded as War 2026 even though conflict is taking place in 2025.

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                          War 8 with a large regional sub-conflict called War 8+
                          War X (pronounced ten) which revolutionizes warfare. You’re gonna love it.
                          Gets renamed into War Xs but nothing much is new.
                          Kicks back into War 11 and local conflict War 11 Pro which is smaller than the regional War 11 Pro Max though honestly, they’re all the same.

                          Eventually gets rebranded as War 2026 even though conflict is taking place in 2025.

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                          Meanwhile there's some annoying neckbeards over here acting all superior talking about GNU/ArmedConflict or as I've recently started calling it GNU + ArmedConflict.

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                            World War: Jugg3rnaut

                            After being on the wrond side of history in the previous two world wars, Germany is tasked to lead the free world against Russia, America, China, and India, all of which are seeking to exterminate democracies from all around the world, to go back to the era of "strongman leaders".

                            Meanwhile Ukraine is joining them, by offering them the drone controling super-AI called Jugg3rnaut they stole from Microsoft using their hackers...

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                              World of Warcraft

                              Warhammer 40k

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                                I’m hoping WWII:3 will be good. I hate reboots.

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                                  World War: Jugg3rnaut

                                  After being on the wrond side of history in the previous two world wars, Germany is tasked to lead the free world against Russia, America, China, and India, all of which are seeking to exterminate democracies from all around the world, to go back to the era of "strongman leaders".

                                  Meanwhile Ukraine is joining them, by offering them the drone controling super-AI called Jugg3rnaut they stole from Microsoft using their hackers...

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                                  Germany is tasked to lead the free world against Russia, America, China, and India

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                                    It's my favorite F & F movie, anyone who disagrees fight me

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                                    Possibly the peak of the franchise, assuming you enjoy drag racing more than professional musicians launching cars into space.

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                                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                      People I know IRL who hate on the last few because they were so over-the-top; I think they're the best because they were so over-the-top.

                                      So just driving under a truck, or drifting is cool, but jumping a building to blow up a helicopter with your car is dumb? Whatever. 🙄

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                                      So just driving under a truck, or drifting is cool, but jumping a building to blow up a helicopter with your car is dumb?

                                      That's correct.

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                                      • hupf@feddit.orgH [email protected]

                                        World of Warcraft

                                        Warhammer 40k

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                                        Ugh, wow politics are even worse than real life. "We must unite to defeat this common enemy! Hey we're friends now!"

                                        WAR CRIMES

                                        "Welp guess we crafting war again"

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                                          If nothing else, it gave us a banging song for memes, or in my case sailing in valheim and swinging boats around rocks.

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