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      George Costanza redeemed.

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        It's just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.

        Of course if you live far from the equator, you might also get summer horny to combat the winter SAD. I think this one is gender neutral, but might be helpful to have a lady chime in on this one.

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          It's just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.

          Of course if you live far from the equator, you might also get summer horny to combat the winter SAD. I think this one is gender neutral, but might be helpful to have a lady chime in on this one.

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          Winter SAD is caused primarily by the winter time change suddenly stealing the only hour of unallocated daylight we had for ourselves, and refusing to give it back for three months.

          Lock the clocks on spring/summer/fall time; give Little Johnny a PT belt for his morning walk, and stop fucking over the entire planet with this time change nonsense.

          My tiny dick thanks you for your consideration.

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          • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

            George Costanza redeemed.

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            the summer of penis?

            “she said I failed the vibe check”
            “what’s a vibe check?”
            “I don’t know but I failed so it’s gotta be something bad. you know what this is. it’s GLOBAL WARMING, JERRY!”
            “oh he we go with the global warming.”

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              Can confirm. It does wonders to my self confidence!

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                the summer of penis?

                “she said I failed the vibe check”
                “what’s a vibe check?”
                “I don’t know but I failed so it’s gotta be something bad. you know what this is. it’s GLOBAL WARMING, JERRY!”
                “oh he we go with the global warming.”

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                Well I read that in George’s voice

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                  The heatwave is dicking them down?

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                    It's just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.

                    Of course if you live far from the equator, you might also get summer horny to combat the winter SAD. I think this one is gender neutral, but might be helpful to have a lady chime in on this one.

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                    Am a woman, have no clue what this is on about. My dick hasn't been affected by summer

                    Body heat, however, is a different story. It's definitely wider when hot and a skinny mf when cool. I therefore provisionally support this claim by the men

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                      Well I read that in George’s voice

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                      Yep, and Jerry's

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                        https://people.com/health/summer-penis-real-doctors-heat-penises-bigger/

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                          "It'd be like if a woman's boobs suddenly got huge from May to August," she added.

                          "Stick a guy in an ice cold lake in the middle of summer and his penis will shrink to winter size," he said.

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                            If your penis disappears during the winter maybe seek medical attention

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                              I had a Scottish boyfriend, he visited me in Florida in the summer and I remember him saying "mind you, the heat does make ya horny, don't it?' (about himself) so I guess I buy it.

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                                If your penis disappears during the winter maybe seek medical attention

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                                Or eat less

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                                  "It'd be like if a woman's boobs suddenly got huge from May to August," she added.

                                  "Stick a guy in an ice cold lake in the middle of summer and his penis will shrink to winter size," he said.

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                                    Is this the male equivalent of the fat watery feet I get in summer? Can't wear some of my shoes when we've got a heatwave outside because they don't fit anymore.

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                                      Is this the male equivalent of the fat watery feet I get in summer? Can't wear some of my shoes when we've got a heatwave outside because they don't fit anymore.

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                                      Is that something that only happens to women?

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                                        Is that something that only happens to women?

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                                        I don't know if it's woman only, but they are definitely more likely since hormones are a relevant factor. Your veins are another factor, in German we call this "schwere Beine" ("heavy legs" since they feel kinda tired and tingly). Water accumulates in your legs and feet and this can make them look swollen, feel tired and prevents me in the afternoon from putting on the same shoes I was effortlessly wearing in the early morning.

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                                          If your penis disappears during the winter maybe seek medical attention

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                                          My penis disappears into your mum all year round

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