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Barron Trump Diagnosed With Bone Spurs

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  • P [email protected]

    I think the first move would be ripping out the opponent's catheter and seeing who bleeds out first.

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    rip that shit off like a paper towel!

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    • sibbo@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

      Is the guy on purpose trying to look like Draco Malfoy?

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      He looks like this little bitch to me
      https://youtu.be/BdKChSZ3Uxs

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      • M [email protected]

        I'm getting a bit of a different vibe

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        Nepo baby Sociopath?

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        • sibbo@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

          Is the guy on purpose trying to look like Draco Malfoy?

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          some people watch movies or play games, and come to the conclusion that the Fascists, Eugenicists, and Sociopaths like the Galactic Empire, The Death Eaters and the guys in Stalhems were actually cool..

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            I'm getting a bit of a different vibe

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            Yep he really is dangerous. I've no proof it's just my gut instinct.

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            • ladybutterfly@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

              Yep he really is dangerous. I've no proof it's just my gut instinct.

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              is it because hes like 8 ft tall?

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              • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

                If countries want to go to war with another .... I've often fantasized that instead of sending whole armies, each country just send their leaders in a loin cloth, cover them in oil and no weapons. The leaders would then be thrown in an enclosed cage to do battle to the death with their bare hands. If they don't do battle, the audience get to kill them with spears ... then the contest is continued by the next selected leader from each country. The contest is continued until one leader kills the other.

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                I mean you'd within a generation self-select for every country to run an Andrew Tate type as leader.

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                  Doctor’s note attached

                  The headline alone is gold.

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                  • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

                    If countries want to go to war with another .... I've often fantasized that instead of sending whole armies, each country just send their leaders in a loin cloth, cover them in oil and no weapons. The leaders would then be thrown in an enclosed cage to do battle to the death with their bare hands. If they don't do battle, the audience get to kill them with spears ... then the contest is continued by the next selected leader from each country. The contest is continued until one leader kills the other.

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                    If you have 10 times as many people and your cause is just, would you really stand down when your leader is killed?

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                    • sibbo@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                      Is the guy on purpose trying to look like Draco Malfoy?

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                      His dad's an Eastern European basketball player, he can't help it.

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