But can you eat fried rice with corn and not poop a single whole kernel?

Could have gone with nonomancer

This. People who arent from the corning community might cook until just past the pop-threshold and then test themsleves without a rigorous method... If you cant prove stuff like statistical significance its not chewing technique it could just be chance.

What's number one?

If I cup my throat and relax my balls will it have the opposite effect..?

So many questions !

Do you have teeth? How big of a bag and was there more than one in it?

Popcorn flavor

Littering and? Littering and?

Did you forego chewing and eat like a duck?

Way more suggestive than intended.

Pure unadulterated popcorn-infused butter

With my eyes wide open. It creeps people out.

Will you use these newly discovered powers for good, or evil..?

USA! USA! USA!

C/unhingedpost

Yes, to serve as a medium in which life can be examined and critiqued, as well as a money laundering vessel

Why? How many people are watching you sleep?

I think that's how one nuts

Which lottery numbers are you picking?

Small hands, you know. Smell like cabbage