Could have gone with nonomancer

This. People who arent from the corning community might cook until just past the pop-threshold and then test themsleves without a rigorous method... If you cant prove stuff like statistical significance its not chewing technique it could just be chance.

What's number one?

If I cup my throat and relax my balls will it have the opposite effect..?

So many questions !

Do you have teeth? How big of a bag and was there more than one in it?

Popcorn flavor

Littering and? Littering and?

Did you forego chewing and eat like a duck?

Way more suggestive than intended.

Pure unadulterated popcorn-infused butter

With my eyes wide open. It creeps people out.

Will you use these newly discovered powers for good, or evil..?

USA! USA! USA!

C/unhingedpost

Yes, to serve as a medium in which life can be examined and critiqued, as well as a money laundering vessel

Why? How many people are watching you sleep?

I think that's how one nuts

Which lottery numbers are you picking?

Small hands, you know. Smell like cabbage

How you do feel in this moment? Coming down the stretch and seeing the finish line, what was in your head?