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I just ate a little bag of popcorn without getting any bits stuck in my teeth/throat. ask me anything

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    With my eyes wide open. It creeps people out.

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    Why? How many people are watching you sleep?

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      If I cup my throat and relax my balls will it have the opposite effect..?

      So many questions !

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      I think that's how one nuts

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        Which lottery numbers are you picking?

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          No carnies are my number two fear

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          Small hands, you know. Smell like cabbage

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            How you do feel in this moment? Coming down the stretch and seeing the finish line, what was in your head?

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              Did you pop the corn?

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                Way more suggestive than intended.

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                I dated her.

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                  When did you decide to become a liar? 😀

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                    Me too!

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                      Littering and? Littering and?

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                      smoking the reefer

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                        I think that's how one nuts

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                        usually there's 2

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                          Did you forget to microwave it first?

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                            smoking the reefer

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                            YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?

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                              How does it feel to have offended God?

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                                When did you decide to become a liar? 😀

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                                There's one stowed away, just you wait. We'll all be seeing an update post soon.

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                                  how much throat numbing spray did you use?

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