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  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

    It specifically says for thrusting or striking. That's where the pizza cutter fails to pass as a sword. 😔

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    You put the sharp edge on a surface and push forward to cut pizza. That IS thrusting.

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      If Leonardo can use katanas to slice pizza, then I can use this (while pretending to be a turtle)

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      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

        It specifically says for thrusting or striking. That's where the pizza cutter fails to pass as a sword. 😔

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        And the sheath

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          I heard a comedian call these "infinity knives" a few years back, and now it's all I can call them.

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            Best weapon in Lies of P.

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            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

              It specifically says for thrusting or striking. That's where the pizza cutter fails to pass as a sword. 😔

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              Thrusting or striking, you can definitely strike with a pizza sword so it match at least one definition.

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                And the sheath

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                How can one sheath the unsheathable

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                  "Now stand still whilst I make mincemeat out of you"

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                    the protagonist of final fantasy tactics advance 2

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                      IDK maybe they're just really bad at cutting pizza.

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                      No fucking way dude, that's slashing damage.

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                        You put the sharp edge on a surface and push forward to cut pizza. That IS thrusting.

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                        I thought slashing but you might be right.

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                          Have you guys ever received a pizza cut into 9 slices? I have, and I just want to know why, and more importantly how.

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                            No fucking way dude, that's slashing damage.

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                            Also if the pizza is really hot, it does burn damage to the roof of your mouth.

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                              If Leonardo can use katanas to slice pizza, then I can use this (while pretending to be a turtle)

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                              Can you pretend to know where pizza slices come from?

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                                I would totally forge a sword in Skyrim with the shortest blade possible (a nub) and name it “Pizza Cutter.”

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                                And then cook it with Dragon Breath. This is the most peaceful resolution for Skyrim. And I still feel bad about all those plates I stole.

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                                    Why not? Honestly i kind of sick with fantasy only using double edged European longsword and Japanese katana.

                                    Give something weirder dammit, like Chinese hook sword and indian katar.

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                                      Diogenes ahh post.

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                                        Well it's not infinitely long. It's pi D's long. With D being.. well, let's just say my "peanits"

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                                          Can you pretend to know where pizza slices come from?

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                                          ? I don't get get it

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