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    And the sheath

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    How can one sheath the unsheathable

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      "Now stand still whilst I make mincemeat out of you"

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        the protagonist of final fantasy tactics advance 2

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          IDK maybe they're just really bad at cutting pizza.

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          No fucking way dude, that's slashing damage.

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            You put the sharp edge on a surface and push forward to cut pizza. That IS thrusting.

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            I thought slashing but you might be right.

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              Have you guys ever received a pizza cut into 9 slices? I have, and I just want to know why, and more importantly how.

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                No fucking way dude, that's slashing damage.

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                Also if the pizza is really hot, it does burn damage to the roof of your mouth.

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                  If Leonardo can use katanas to slice pizza, then I can use this (while pretending to be a turtle)

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                  Can you pretend to know where pizza slices come from?

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                    I would totally forge a sword in Skyrim with the shortest blade possible (a nub) and name it “Pizza Cutter.”

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                    And then cook it with Dragon Breath. This is the most peaceful resolution for Skyrim. And I still feel bad about all those plates I stole.

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                        Why not? Honestly i kind of sick with fantasy only using double edged European longsword and Japanese katana.

                        Give something weirder dammit, like Chinese hook sword and indian katar.

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                          Diogenes ahh post.

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                            Well it's not infinitely long. It's pi D's long. With D being.. well, let's just say my "peanits"

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                              Can you pretend to know where pizza slices come from?

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                              ? I don't get get it

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                                A weapon ❌

                                Used for thrusting and striking ❌

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                                  the protagonist of final fantasy tactics advance 2

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                                  I was going to ask which squenix protag this was, but your alt text answered that for me.

                                  Why do they all have a certain look to them?

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                                    ah yes, ignoring that it should actuality be a polygon, implying a closed shape with straight sides much like this ignores the "weapon" and "used for thrusting or striking" parts of the definition.

                                    not hard to make strange things fit a definition when you just ignore parts of it.

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                                      A weapon ❌

                                      Used for thrusting and striking ❌

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                                      Long metal blade ❌

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                                        https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXCV/

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                                          walking around in Dark Souls 4

                                          Find a giant pizza cutter

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