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    You put the sharp edge on a surface and push forward to cut pizza. That IS thrusting.

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    I thought slashing but you might be right.

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      Have you guys ever received a pizza cut into 9 slices? I have, and I just want to know why, and more importantly how.

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        No fucking way dude, that's slashing damage.

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        Also if the pizza is really hot, it does burn damage to the roof of your mouth.

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          If Leonardo can use katanas to slice pizza, then I can use this (while pretending to be a turtle)

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          Can you pretend to know where pizza slices come from?

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            I would totally forge a sword in Skyrim with the shortest blade possible (a nub) and name it “Pizza Cutter.”

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            And then cook it with Dragon Breath. This is the most peaceful resolution for Skyrim. And I still feel bad about all those plates I stole.

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                Why not? Honestly i kind of sick with fantasy only using double edged European longsword and Japanese katana.

                Give something weirder dammit, like Chinese hook sword and indian katar.

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                  Diogenes ahh post.

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                    Well it's not infinitely long. It's pi D's long. With D being.. well, let's just say my "peanits"

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                      Can you pretend to know where pizza slices come from?

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                      ? I don't get get it

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                        A weapon ❌

                        Used for thrusting and striking ❌

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                          the protagonist of final fantasy tactics advance 2

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                          I was going to ask which squenix protag this was, but your alt text answered that for me.

                          Why do they all have a certain look to them?

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                            ah yes, ignoring that it should actuality be a polygon, implying a closed shape with straight sides much like this ignores the "weapon" and "used for thrusting or striking" parts of the definition.

                            not hard to make strange things fit a definition when you just ignore parts of it.

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                              A weapon ❌

                              Used for thrusting and striking ❌

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                              Long metal blade ❌

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                                https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXCV/

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                                  walking around in Dark Souls 4

                                  Find a giant pizza cutter

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                                    ah yes, ignoring that it should actuality be a polygon, implying a closed shape with straight sides much like this ignores the "weapon" and "used for thrusting or striking" parts of the definition.

                                    not hard to make strange things fit a definition when you just ignore parts of it.

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                                    Relax, take a deep breath<3

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                                      walking around in Dark Souls 4

                                      Find a giant pizza cutter

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                                      I don't know if this is a joke or not. Elden Ring has Ghiza's Wheel as a weapon and is low-key considered "Dark Souls 4" by many fans.

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                                        A weapon ❌

                                        Used for thrusting and striking ❌

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                                        I see you've never been penetrated by a pizza slicer

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                                          ah yes, ignoring that it should actuality be a polygon, implying a closed shape with straight sides much like this ignores the "weapon" and "used for thrusting or striking" parts of the definition.

                                          not hard to make strange things fit a definition when you just ignore parts of it.

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                                          The idea isn't literal, it's to show that our language is entirely just noises that we've made into increasingly complicated levels of agreed-upon abstraction. We don't mine words out of the Earth, we develop them to create clear explanations that we can all agree on, and yes, the more you peel away or dig in, the more challenging it can be to create words that encompass all variations of an idea.

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