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    Im not sure what defines a strike but im pretty sure you wouldnt thrust a pizza cutter. If we're being technical, it doesnt meet the whole definition.

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      Diogenes has entered the chat

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        A sword by definition has a "pointed blade" accordingly any object with an infinitely long blade cannot be a sword. Rather, it's a blade ray.

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          No. You can't just put little boxes in the corner and call them right angles THERE ARE RULES WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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          But that's correct in the image there - they are perpendicular or as you in the US call it "level", they are all 90° and pweze pweze don't forget you're trying to be pedantic in a comments section of a stolen meme in a community called shitposting like just chill 😄

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            the pizza cutters i have experienced in my pizza career often fail to cut through the pizza

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            I use teeth

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              A sword by definition has a "pointed blade" accordingly any object with an infinitely long blade cannot be a sword. Rather, it's a blade ray.

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              it does have a point. look at the blade from the side.

              pointy bit goes into the pizza.

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                Im not sure what defines a strike but im pretty sure you wouldnt thrust a pizza cutter. If we're being technical, it doesnt meet the whole definition.

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                I have used it this way to cut through some really crusty pizza.

                strikes are possible.

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                  it does have a point. look at the blade from the side.

                  pointy bit goes into the pizza.

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                  Instructions unclear, pizza cutter stuck in pants and now I am circumferenced

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                    Instructions unclear, pizza cutter stuck in pants and now I am circumferenced

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                    Circumcized?

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                      No that's a pretty finite length, even if you have to measure the atoms to do it.

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                      It’s also not length but circumference.

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                        This image makes me angrier than it should. Those 4 "right angle" designations are all lies. You cannot have a curved line attached to anything and call it a "right angle". It's not. Like, factually. I don't care if it's 2 feet long, or 200,000 miles, it will never be exactly 90°, which invalidates the entire thing.

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                          This image makes me angrier than it should. Those 4 "right angle" designations are all lies. You cannot have a curved line attached to anything and call it a "right angle". It's not. Like, factually. I don't care if it's 2 feet long, or 200,000 miles, it will never be exactly 90°, which invalidates the entire thing.

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                          OK. Walk in a straight line for a couple of metres and stop. Rotate left or right by exactly 90°. Now take a curved path in any direction.

                          Did you or did you not turn 90°?

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                            Circumcized?

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                            Circumnavigated

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                              ah yes, ignoring that it should actuality be a polygon, implying a closed shape with straight sides much like this ignores the "weapon" and "used for thrusting or striking" parts of the definition.

                              not hard to make strange things fit a definition when you just ignore parts of it.

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                              Let me introduce you to the Non-Euclidean surfaces to bend your concept of straight lines

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                                OK. Walk in a straight line for a couple of metres and stop. Rotate left or right by exactly 90°. Now take a curved path in any direction.

                                Did you or did you not turn 90°?

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                                That doesn't make the resultant diagram 90° at those vertices. That's just empiricist stupidity.

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                                  I have used a pizza cutter to cut more than one pizza. I have also wielded a sword, (Ren Fair and fought a dual), and cut pizza with it. I have also field dressed a couple of deer and cut a few pizzas, (along with apples and sandwiches) with a Victorinox Classic keychain pocket knife over the years.

                                  Of the 3 pieces of cutlery, I find the Victorinox Classic to be the most useful.

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                                    That blade is not infinitely long unless you measure the same part over and over again.

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                                      A sword by definition has a "pointed blade" accordingly any object with an infinitely long blade cannot be a sword. Rather, it's a blade ray.

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                                      I was going to define this as an axe

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                                        Circumnavigated

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                                        If she's doing it right

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                                          This is not a parallelogram and is therefore not a square

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