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    MY DUMB LUCK: does it anyway somehow

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      MY DUMB LUCK: does it anyway somehow

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      ALSO MY DUMB LUCK: wife is into it

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        wife in a healthy relationship, looking at her sweatpantsed husband: heavy breathing Oh my!

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          if the wife even has to say that, how insecure is that lol

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            ALSO MY DUMB LUCK: wife is into it

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              In a sense of understanding the wife's perspective, proximity is just as important as the other major factors that affect how likely a relationship is to begin. There was a cool study of college students who lived in an apartment style building that showed you were most likely to begin a relationship with the person who had a door immediately next to yours. The only exception to that was for the person who had a door immediately next to the mailboxes. Proximity matters because it lets another person see you enough to form opinions based on a lot of interactions, and we all know someone who 'shines' despite their physical looks.

              Plot twist: new neighbor was wearing a shirt that read, "I ❤ dad bods," and was already flirting (asking for help moving boxes /eyeroll) with the guy in sweatpants.

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                Isn't that her daughter? I tell you there is some porn that I'll never want to understand

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                  We usually say to each other....don't bring home nasty STDs. Even though we both know....way to busy to fuck someone else.

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                    Isn't that her daughter? I tell you there is some porn that I'll never want to understand

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                    That's her clone.

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                      In a sense of understanding the wife's perspective, proximity is just as important as the other major factors that affect how likely a relationship is to begin. There was a cool study of college students who lived in an apartment style building that showed you were most likely to begin a relationship with the person who had a door immediately next to yours. The only exception to that was for the person who had a door immediately next to the mailboxes. Proximity matters because it lets another person see you enough to form opinions based on a lot of interactions, and we all know someone who 'shines' despite their physical looks.

                      Plot twist: new neighbor was wearing a shirt that read, "I ❤ dad bods," and was already flirting (asking for help moving boxes /eyeroll) with the guy in sweatpants.

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                      If someone has to tell their spouse not to break their martial vows, or even feels like they have to say it, that couple should go to therapy.

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                        if the wife even has to say that, how insecure is that lol

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                        I assumed it was a joke

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                          I assumed it was a joke

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                            We usually say to each other....don't bring home nasty STDs. Even though we both know....way to busy to fuck someone else.

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                            Condoms are used

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                              wife in a healthy relationship, looking at her sweatpantsed husband: heavy breathing Oh my!

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                              never underestimate the desire of some women for married man. I had a friend once tell me shw only dated married man because she knew he was good enough. No need to say the friendship didn't last long

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                                Isn't that her daughter? I tell you there is some porn that I'll never want to understand

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                                I haven't watched the show, but it kinda looks like a clone of herself, they have the same face

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                                  I haven't watched the show, but it kinda looks like a clone of herself, they have the same face

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                                  Ah, that woud make much more understandable

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                                    That's her clone.

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                                    Haven't watched that show much, I was thinking that was her daughter from another dimension. Far less lines being crossed there haha

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                                      If someone has to tell their spouse not to break their martial vows, or even feels like they have to say it, that couple should go to therapy.

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                                      I would bet the entirety of my yearly pay that it was absolutely, 100% a joke and they have a perfectly healthy relationship.

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                                        In a sense of understanding the wife's perspective, proximity is just as important as the other major factors that affect how likely a relationship is to begin. There was a cool study of college students who lived in an apartment style building that showed you were most likely to begin a relationship with the person who had a door immediately next to yours. The only exception to that was for the person who had a door immediately next to the mailboxes. Proximity matters because it lets another person see you enough to form opinions based on a lot of interactions, and we all know someone who 'shines' despite their physical looks.

                                        Plot twist: new neighbor was wearing a shirt that read, "I ❤ dad bods," and was already flirting (asking for help moving boxes /eyeroll) with the guy in sweatpants.

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                                        Really sad that so many people are closed-minded about relationships with mailboxes.

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                                          Condoms are used

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                                          Yeah, I'm sure most people use oral condoms / dental dams when they're going down on casual flicks.

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