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    wife in a healthy relationship, looking at her sweatpantsed husband: heavy breathing Oh my!

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    never underestimate the desire of some women for married man. I had a friend once tell me shw only dated married man because she knew he was good enough. No need to say the friendship didn't last long

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      Isn't that her daughter? I tell you there is some porn that I'll never want to understand

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      I haven't watched the show, but it kinda looks like a clone of herself, they have the same face

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        I haven't watched the show, but it kinda looks like a clone of herself, they have the same face

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        Ah, that woud make much more understandable

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          That's her clone.

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          Haven't watched that show much, I was thinking that was her daughter from another dimension. Far less lines being crossed there haha

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            If someone has to tell their spouse not to break their martial vows, or even feels like they have to say it, that couple should go to therapy.

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            I would bet the entirety of my yearly pay that it was absolutely, 100% a joke and they have a perfectly healthy relationship.

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              In a sense of understanding the wife's perspective, proximity is just as important as the other major factors that affect how likely a relationship is to begin. There was a cool study of college students who lived in an apartment style building that showed you were most likely to begin a relationship with the person who had a door immediately next to yours. The only exception to that was for the person who had a door immediately next to the mailboxes. Proximity matters because it lets another person see you enough to form opinions based on a lot of interactions, and we all know someone who 'shines' despite their physical looks.

              Plot twist: new neighbor was wearing a shirt that read, "I ❤ dad bods," and was already flirting (asking for help moving boxes /eyeroll) with the guy in sweatpants.

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              Really sad that so many people are closed-minded about relationships with mailboxes.

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                Condoms are used

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                Yeah, I'm sure most people use oral condoms / dental dams when they're going down on casual flicks.

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                  No guarantees. I know what I'm working with here, babe.

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                    If someone has to tell their spouse not to break their martial vows, or even feels like they have to say it, that couple should go to therapy.

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                    I agree, martial vows are sacred! It's not worth the fighting.

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                      Really sad that so many people are closed-minded about relationships with mailboxes.

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                      "Oh, what the fuck?! There's jizz on my mail again!"

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                        I assumed it was a joke

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                        No, it was very serious. Big red flag. He should hit a lawyer, delete a gym, and social media up.

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                          never underestimate the desire of some women for married man. I had a friend once tell me shw only dated married man because she knew he was good enough. No need to say the friendship didn't last long

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                          This is a real phenomenon. Men are more attractive when they're already in a relationship.

                          There are similar psychological effects that exist elsewhere. A job applicant is more attractive if they currently have a job. A scholarship application is more attractive if you list your existing scholarships. The effect is basically: someone else found you desirable, and therefore I must also.

                          The effect is so strong that it encourages people to fake it to gain the benefits.

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                          • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                            never underestimate the desire of some women for married man. I had a friend once tell me shw only dated married man because she knew he was good enough. No need to say the friendship didn't last long

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                            It’s like when children grab the toys of others. They don’t want to play with keep the toy, the fact of the toy being possessed is what makes the toy desirable. The grass is always married on the other side of the fence.

                            Edit: choice of worda

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                              Really sad that so many people are closed-minded about relationships with mailboxes.

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                              You wouldn't believe how many people go postal once they see my tramp stamp.

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                                Haven't watched that show much, I was thinking that was her daughter from another dimension. Far less lines being crossed there haha

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                                Well, they fucked each other a few times before the husband figured it out. This is the scene where he gives them his blessing, then they have a 3-way (off camera)

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                                  In a sense of understanding the wife's perspective, proximity is just as important as the other major factors that affect how likely a relationship is to begin. There was a cool study of college students who lived in an apartment style building that showed you were most likely to begin a relationship with the person who had a door immediately next to yours. The only exception to that was for the person who had a door immediately next to the mailboxes. Proximity matters because it lets another person see you enough to form opinions based on a lot of interactions, and we all know someone who 'shines' despite their physical looks.

                                  Plot twist: new neighbor was wearing a shirt that read, "I ❤ dad bods," and was already flirting (asking for help moving boxes /eyeroll) with the guy in sweatpants.

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                                  That study seems kinda backwards. I lived next to my future wife in student apartments, but that’s because we liked each other and intentionally chose the arrangement.

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                                    That study seems kinda backwards. I lived next to my future wife in student apartments, but that’s because we liked each other and intentionally chose the arrangement.

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                                    The apartments were randomly assigned. Do you know many freshmen who got to choose their dorms? Once I was a sophomore+, I did, but that first year in university-run student housing I didn't get to pick.

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                                      I would bet the entirety of my yearly pay that it was absolutely, 100% a joke and they have a perfectly healthy relationship.

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                                      Oh, definitely. My point still stands for anyone saying it for real.

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                                        This is a real phenomenon. Men are more attractive when they're already in a relationship.

                                        There are similar psychological effects that exist elsewhere. A job applicant is more attractive if they currently have a job. A scholarship application is more attractive if you list your existing scholarships. The effect is basically: someone else found you desirable, and therefore I must also.

                                        The effect is so strong that it encourages people to fake it to gain the benefits.

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                                        You're also more confident when you're not looking for anything tbh

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                                          No, it was very serious. Big red flag. He should hit a lawyer, delete a gym, and social media up.

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                                          Without context we can't know if it was serious, a joke, or completely made up.

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