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    Me: "I'll do my best but you know how hard it is to resist this." Gestures at dad bod

    Wife: "Oh, I'm well aware."

    Me: ๐Ÿ˜˜

    Wife: ๐Ÿ˜... ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ

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    • troyunrau@lemmy.caT [email protected]

      This is a real phenomenon. Men are more attractive when they're already in a relationship.

      There are similar psychological effects that exist elsewhere. A job applicant is more attractive if they currently have a job. A scholarship application is more attractive if you list your existing scholarships. The effect is basically: someone else found you desirable, and therefore I must also.

      The effect is so strong that it encourages people to fake it to gain the benefits.

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      I must be ugly as sin. My wife and I have been married almost five years and I have yet to be in a situation where a woman is pursuing me and I can shout, โ€œI donโ€™t know you! Youโ€™re not my wife!โ€ and run away.

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        Well, they fucked each other a few times before the husband figured it out. This is the scene where he gives them his blessing, then they have a 3-way (off camera)

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        What cartoon is this sorry? Looks vaguely family guy in its animation

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          What cartoon is this sorry? Looks vaguely family guy in its animation

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          Rick & Morty

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            Rick & Morty

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            Ah ha, thanks. I've heard of it but never thought to watch it. Will give it a go

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              This is a real phenomenon. Men are more attractive when they're already in a relationship.

              There are similar psychological effects that exist elsewhere. A job applicant is more attractive if they currently have a job. A scholarship application is more attractive if you list your existing scholarships. The effect is basically: someone else found you desirable, and therefore I must also.

              The effect is so strong that it encourages people to fake it to gain the benefits.

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              Also the reason for the rock star phenomenon.

              A girl sees a guy with a girlfriend. Girl's monkeybrain says "she thinks he's a good bet, so he's already been vetted, and he's probably a good bet."

              Now a girl sees a guy at a party with two girls flirting with him. Now two other girls think he's a good bet. He must be a good bet.

              Now scale up. One guy is on stage playing the guitar. 3000 women are screaming that they love him. Our girl's monkeybrain: "literally thousands of other girls are debasing themselves to be with him - he is the most desireable guy in the world. Quick, scream, get his attention! He's your perfect soul mate, just make him notice you!"

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                Ah, that woud make much more understandable

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                As a bonus: it's left ambiguous which one is the clone and which one is the original, they don't even know

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                  "You never told me not to!"

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                    fat

                    Not a deal breaker. The dad bod is in. I suspect other dad qualities are also in. Like sweatpants and socks with sandals.

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                      fat

                      Not a deal breaker. The dad bod is in. I suspect other dad qualities are also in. Like sweatpants and socks with sandals.

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                      Oh bless your heart.

                      You realize that.a young woman who is even mildly attractive can pretty well have her pick of men her own age. She dont want no tubby dude 20 years older, wearing clothes from Costco and driving around in a Subaru crosstrek.

                      Once us guys hit our 40s we just disappear into the hedges like homer, just part of the background.

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                        Oh bless your heart.

                        You realize that.a young woman who is even mildly attractive can pretty well have her pick of men her own age. She dont want no tubby dude 20 years older, wearing clothes from Costco and driving around in a Subaru crosstrek.

                        Once us guys hit our 40s we just disappear into the hedges like homer, just part of the background.

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                        I'm 40, and I am still getting plenty of play. How do you think I know dad bods are in rn? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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                          That's her clone.

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                          its not a clone. its her from a different universe

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                            I'm 40, and I am still getting plenty of play. How do you think I know dad bods are in rn? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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                            plenty of play from 25yo hot women?

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                              plenty of play from 25yo hot women?

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                              The last girl I was with was 27 and pretty hot.

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                                its not a clone. its her from a different universe

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                                Nope, she's potentially the original, or a clone.
                                https://rickandmorty.fandom.com/wiki/Space_Beth

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                                  Nope, she's potentially the original, or a clone.
                                  https://rickandmorty.fandom.com/wiki/Space_Beth

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                                  i cant believe i fucked up my rick and morty lore...

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                                    Condoms are used

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                                    Even condoms don't stop some STDs. Best way is to just find a clean one early. Then stick with her or him.

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                                      Without context we can't know if it was serious, a joke, or completely made up.

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                                      This platform just doesn't do jokes, does it?

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                                        Oh bless your heart.

                                        You realize that.a young woman who is even mildly attractive can pretty well have her pick of men her own age. She dont want no tubby dude 20 years older, wearing clothes from Costco and driving around in a Subaru crosstrek.

                                        Once us guys hit our 40s we just disappear into the hedges like homer, just part of the background.

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                                        Older dudes can absolutely get younger girls. However, they are mostly going to fall into 2 categories. Serious emotional/psychological issues. Or looking for a sugar daddy without as much stigma.

                                        If you are in great shape, have a good personality and a good job, then at 40 you can still pull girls in their 20s without to much trouble. If you let yourself go, and have nothing to show for your age then it will be a lot harder.

                                        The better question is why would you want to? What would you even talk to them about?

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                                          You're also more confident when you're not looking for anything tbh

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                                          That's especially great with salary negotiations. When you've already got a stable job there is nothing to lose from aiming high.

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