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  • M [email protected]

    plenty of play from 25yo hot women?

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    The last girl I was with was 27 and pretty hot.

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      its not a clone. its her from a different universe

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      Nope, she's potentially the original, or a clone.
      https://rickandmorty.fandom.com/wiki/Space_Beth

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        Nope, she's potentially the original, or a clone.
        https://rickandmorty.fandom.com/wiki/Space_Beth

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        i cant believe i fucked up my rick and morty lore...

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          Condoms are used

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          Even condoms don't stop some STDs. Best way is to just find a clean one early. Then stick with her or him.

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            Without context we can't know if it was serious, a joke, or completely made up.

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            This platform just doesn't do jokes, does it?

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              Oh bless your heart.

              You realize that.a young woman who is even mildly attractive can pretty well have her pick of men her own age. She dont want no tubby dude 20 years older, wearing clothes from Costco and driving around in a Subaru crosstrek.

              Once us guys hit our 40s we just disappear into the hedges like homer, just part of the background.

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              Older dudes can absolutely get younger girls. However, they are mostly going to fall into 2 categories. Serious emotional/psychological issues. Or looking for a sugar daddy without as much stigma.

              If you are in great shape, have a good personality and a good job, then at 40 you can still pull girls in their 20s without to much trouble. If you let yourself go, and have nothing to show for your age then it will be a lot harder.

              The better question is why would you want to? What would you even talk to them about?

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              • B [email protected]

                You're also more confident when you're not looking for anything tbh

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                That's especially great with salary negotiations. When you've already got a stable job there is nothing to lose from aiming high.

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                • B [email protected]

                  Also the reason for the rock star phenomenon.

                  A girl sees a guy with a girlfriend. Girl's monkeybrain says "she thinks he's a good bet, so he's already been vetted, and he's probably a good bet."

                  Now a girl sees a guy at a party with two girls flirting with him. Now two other girls think he's a good bet. He must be a good bet.

                  Now scale up. One guy is on stage playing the guitar. 3000 women are screaming that they love him. Our girl's monkeybrain: "literally thousands of other girls are debasing themselves to be with him - he is the most desireable guy in the world. Quick, scream, get his attention! He's your perfect soul mate, just make him notice you!"

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                  Or how employers are more likely to hire you if you've already got a job.

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                    This platform just doesn't do jokes, does it?

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                    Too many people take things too seriously. Without context you just can't make those sort of judgements.

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                      i cant believe i fucked up my rick and morty lore...

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                      Easy mistake to make.

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                        Oh bless your heart.

                        You realize that.a young woman who is even mildly attractive can pretty well have her pick of men her own age. She dont want no tubby dude 20 years older, wearing clothes from Costco and driving around in a Subaru crosstrek.

                        Once us guys hit our 40s we just disappear into the hedges like homer, just part of the background.

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                        I'm 25 and several people have planned cross continent trips to have sex with me and you're wrong.

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                          Oh bless your heart.

                          You realize that.a young woman who is even mildly attractive can pretty well have her pick of men her own age. She dont want no tubby dude 20 years older, wearing clothes from Costco and driving around in a Subaru crosstrek.

                          Once us guys hit our 40s we just disappear into the hedges like homer, just part of the background.

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                          25 year old girls don't want 25 year old guys. women also prefer married men to single men.

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                            Oh bless your heart.

                            You realize that.a young woman who is even mildly attractive can pretty well have her pick of men her own age. She dont want no tubby dude 20 years older, wearing clothes from Costco and driving around in a Subaru crosstrek.

                            Once us guys hit our 40s we just disappear into the hedges like homer, just part of the background.

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                            Hey! I wear clothes from Goodwill, get it right.

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                              Older dudes can absolutely get younger girls. However, they are mostly going to fall into 2 categories. Serious emotional/psychological issues. Or looking for a sugar daddy without as much stigma.

                              If you are in great shape, have a good personality and a good job, then at 40 you can still pull girls in their 20s without to much trouble. If you let yourself go, and have nothing to show for your age then it will be a lot harder.

                              The better question is why would you want to? What would you even talk to them about?

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                              Can confirm. However, something happens in your mid 40s, I think the third growth stage of humans. In the space of about a year I went from beautiful 20 something women actively engaging with me, to suddenly something like primal visceral disgust instead.

                              Sort of like how they reacted when I was in my 20s. Which is why I was completely unprepared for that tiny window of opportunity.

                              Penis emerged unscathed.

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                                Oh bless your heart.

                                You realize that.a young woman who is even mildly attractive can pretty well have her pick of men her own age. She dont want no tubby dude 20 years older, wearing clothes from Costco and driving around in a Subaru crosstrek.

                                Once us guys hit our 40s we just disappear into the hedges like homer, just part of the background.

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                                Look, champ, I don’t even know where to start with that screed of yours; it’s like you veered across every social lane marker at once and somehow managed to cut off common decency in the process. People are out here trying to keep their traction in a world full of potholes; maybe set the cruise‑control of basic respect before you rear‑end reality, yeah?

                                How dare you talk shit about the Subaru Crosstrek. We’re dealing with a 220 mm ground‑clearance, symmetrical‑AWD, snow‑eating, gravel‑spitting, apocalypse‑commuter that will outlive three of your fashion cycles and still start on a minus‑five morning without a whimper.

                                It's a five‑star‑safety‑rated go‑anywhere hatchback that gulps eight‑litres‑per‑hundred on the highway while your precious status wagons guzzle twice that idling at a café; it holds its resale value like a dragon sits on gold; throw a kayak on the roof, a mountain bike in the back, and go touch grass. The Crosstrek is the Swiss Army knife of daily drivers; slagging it off is like mocking duct tape - it only proves you’ve never fixed anything in your life.

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                                  If someone has to tell their spouse not to break their martial vows, or even feels like they have to say it, that couple should go to therapy.

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                                  Or you know they have a healthy relationship and joke a lot.

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                                    Oh bless your heart.

                                    You realize that.a young woman who is even mildly attractive can pretty well have her pick of men her own age. She dont want no tubby dude 20 years older, wearing clothes from Costco and driving around in a Subaru crosstrek.

                                    Once us guys hit our 40s we just disappear into the hedges like homer, just part of the background.

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                                    Ironic that you complain about men disappearing in their 40s when this happens so pervasively to women it's called Invisible Woman Syndrome.

                                    Aging out of societal relevance is hard for everyone. Let's not pretend that this is a uniquely male thing, especially when women are pressured to conceal their aging to a far greater degree.

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                                      Well, at least the wife thinks highly of you.

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                                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                        fat

                                        Not a deal breaker. The dad bod is in. I suspect other dad qualities are also in. Like sweatpants and socks with sandals.

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                                        Do the dad qualities of already having a wife and children help? Lol

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                                          Do the dad qualities of already having a wife and children help? Lol

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                                          Doesn't get more dad like than being a dad!

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